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Okay, okay...
I admit, that last thing you need is a balding 35 year old whining about something as unimportant as crappy threads.

BUT

When I read them I'm always left wondering: "Why?"
Not specifically, although admittadly, I quite often do wonder why the thread was created in the first place, but more "Why is that in your top 10, 5, or whatever?"

Top 3 war films:
1. The great escape
2. Full metal jacket
3. Dr. Strangelove.

All well and bloody good, but WHY!
Why on earth do you have two Kubrick films in your top 3?
What do you like about the great escape? The acting? The build-up? The escape? The disasterous end?

WHY????
WHY????
WHAT???

See. And this is where I want to go with this post.
I can see nothing wrong with top 10 posts, favourite cartoon posts or best sexual position posts (one in which I certainly would participate), but let's for god's sake add arguments to back up our decisions!

This means two things:
1. No more top 10's. Because, unless you're like me and have WAY too much time on your hands, it takes way too much effort to explain a full top 10.
So, let's stick to top 3's.

2. It means you get DEBATE on various issues, instead of just slandering (or is it libaling?) one's position that Seinfeld is the greatest comedy over South Park.
Meaning it's better for the manner of writing.

It also adds depth.
Now, I know "Depth" is a meaning that most of you will have heard of, but probably not quite fathomed (yes, you may applaud this great little pun) and I also know that some of you know that depth is 40 meters max in a scuba suit.
But the depth I'm talking about is actually getting to understand someone's position on a topic. Even a topic as light-weighted as a top 3.

Thank you for listening.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Okay, okay...
I admit, that last thing you need is a balding 35 year old whining about something as unimportant as crappy threads.

BUT

When I read them I'm always left wondering: "Why?"
Not specifically, although admittadly, I quite often do wonder why the thread was created in the first place, but more "Why is that in your top 10, 5, or w ...[text shortened]... topic. Even a topic as light-weighted as a top 3.

Thank you for listening.
You will read this.
By Jesus, if I have to reanimate this thread more often than the T-rex one, so be it...

But it shall be read!

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This looks to be one of the top ten threads in the history of RHP.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Why on earth do you have two Kubrick films in your top 3?
He is one of the best directors ever and not only that but all his films are so unique he is not a one genre director as some are. He has spanned many genres and has made great films in them all.

On imdb a film website with over 35 million visitors every month, he has 7 films in the top 250 ever. He has directed 16 if you count his first films as well even though some are just 16 min shorts. Some of his first films are not rated as highly as they were his first experiments the directing and film makeing but when he hit his peak it was an increadable one. I his filmography is an incredible achievement and one with few rivals in quality. http://www.imdb.com/chart/top

"The screen is a magic medium. It has such power that it can retain interest as it conveys emotions and moods that no other art form can hope to tackle."

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Originally posted by Wulebgr
This looks to be one of the top ten threads in the history of RHP.
But not top three.

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I nearly agreed with Shav's argument for better presentation of top ten threads, but then it occurred to me that what he's basically asking for - when you break it all down - is Dave Lee Travis.

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Originally posted by Wulebgr
This looks to be one of the top ten threads in the history of RHP.
But why?

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Originally posted by Amaurote
I nearly agreed with Shav's argument for better presentation of top ten threads, but then it occurred to me that what he's basically asking for - when you break it all down - is Dave Lee Travis.
I like cornflakes because they're crunchy and make you feel good, but I don't like hairy ones.

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Originally posted by c99ux
I like cornflakes because they're crunchy and make you feel good, but I don't like hairy ones.
the hairy ones are full of vitamins

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Originally posted by Will Everitt
He is one of the best directors ever and not only that but all his films are so unique he is not a one genre director as some are. He has spanned many genres and has made great films in them all.

On imdb a film website with over 35 million visitors every month, he has 7 films in the top 250 ever. He has directed 16 if you count his first films as w ...[text shortened]... n retain interest as it conveys emotions and moods that no other art form can hope to tackle."
Sergei Eisenstein is the originator, Kubrick the imitator. Imdb is biased towards British and American artists.

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Top 3 reasons why top ten is irrelevant

1. Only you humans have 10 digits - we have 3 sovints (actually 2 plus 1 - see below)

2. 10 is the devil's number (in our counting system)

2 plus 1. we only count up to 2.

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I feel this thread has not yet been read enough.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I feel this thread has not yet been read enough.
Top 3 Reasons This Thread Has Not Been Read Enough:

1. Shav has no picture
2. Everyone is busy eating abalone soup with hairy corn flakes
3. It's written in prose, and everyone knows it's time for the poetry competition.

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Originally posted by Will Everitt
http://www.imdb.com/chart/top
There is something very wrong with any chart that lists Finding Nemo, The Incredibles and the LOTR trilogy before Full Metal Jacket.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Top 3 Reasons This Thread Has Not Been Read Enough:

1. Shav has no picture
2. Everyone is busy eating abalone soup with hairy corn flakes
3. It's written in prose, and everyone knows it's time for the poetry competition.
My picture is gone 🙁