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Here is a question to ponder:

Why do so many television shows and movies have fat guys inexplicably married to an attractive girl?

Its become the cliche, its like you can't have a sitcom or even drama without the token fat guy with the supermodel by his side. It even extends as far as cartoons: Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad. I hardly get a chance to watch television anymore, but it seems every time I watch a show, that is the couples I am seeing. nothing against fat guys, but lets be more realistic here. you never see the clean cut muscle bound guy with the fat girl.

And another thing, these poor fat guys, or any husband in these shows for that matter, are all made out to be complete morons. they always have to be the ones to apologize to the girl or learn some relationship lesson in the end. I want to see ONE episode where the problem for that show is the girls fault. Guys, we are being made to look bad on TV, and it is b.s.

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It's a mans world when it comes to media so all we get is a distorted view of disgruntled, unsatisfied men and there twisted little teen fantasies.

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Originally posted by mokko
It's a mans world when it comes to media so all we get is a distorted view of disgruntled, unsatisfied men and there twisted little teen fantasies.
Huh?

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Here is a question to ponder:

Why do so many television shows and movies have fat guys inexplicably married to an attractive girl?

Its become the cliche, its like you can't have a sitcom or even drama without the token fat guy with the supermodel by his side. It even extends as far as cartoons: Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad. I hardly get a ch ...[text shortened]... lem for that show is the girls fault. Guys, we are being made to look bad on TV, and it is b.s.
Hard to imagine but some women like big guys.
It is a curse I tell you. 😀

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Here is a question to ponder:

Why do so many television shows and movies have fat guys inexplicably married to an attractive girl?

Its become the cliche, its like you can't have a sitcom or even drama without the token fat guy with the supermodel by his side. It even extends as far as cartoons: Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad. I hardly get a ch ...[text shortened]... lem for that show is the girls fault. Guys, we are being made to look bad on TV, and it is b.s.
Not only that... but if the guy isn't FAT then he's like 20 years OLDER than the nice looking supermodel! The only time that really happens in real life is when the dirty SOB is super rich! 😲

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The man in american dad isn't fat I'm sure according to wikipedia "Stan is in almost top physical shape"

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And what about that 90's classic 'My Two Dad's'?

Roseanne too, breaks the mould.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
It even extends as far as cartoons: Simpsons
What? You fancy Marge?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Huh?
Ooops, sorry, I just woke up and I had a very bad dream. 🙁
I was forced to marry some really stupid fat guy. 😳
I'm OK now.

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Originally posted by mokko
Ooops, sorry, I just woke up and I had a very bad dream. 🙁
I was forced to marry some really stupid fat guy. 😳
I'm OK now.
Doh!

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Just remember, if you don't pay your rant, you get kicked out of your
crib.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Its become the cliche...
American entertainment is full of them. Another common example is the psychopathic Englishman.

You should broaden your cultural horizons and watch far less of the trash produced in your own country.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Here is a question to ponder:

Why do so many television shows and movies have fat guys inexplicably married to an attractive girl?

Its become the cliche, its like you can't have a sitcom or even drama without the token fat guy with the supermodel by his side. It even extends as far as cartoons: Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad. I hardly get a ch ...[text shortened]... lem for that show is the girls fault. Guys, we are being made to look bad on TV, and it is b.s.
Wait, so they're promoting the idea that REALLY hot looking supermodels should offer themselves freely to average or below average-looking guys. This is something you have a problem with?

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Related to this; has anyone noticed that female TV anchors (especially on the Fox network) are gorgeous, but males tend to be rather plain and older. Perhaps some women can comment on this perception.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Related to this; has anyone noticed that female TV anchors (especially on the Fox network) are gorgeous, but males tend to be rather plain and older. Perhaps some women can comment on this perception.
Women like to [CENSORED] father-figures.