Ever since I was a little boy I had this magic fixation with Barbara Streisand. Those Piercing green eyes, always searching for a new love to breed, a nose as long as a yardstick, and nostrils you can ignite a fire with!
Her magic voice mesmerized me, her dancing, laughter like the sound of the Lorrelei, captivated me, so that to his day I dream of her, and only of her, in my soundest of sleeps at night.
I do not claim to be worthy to be even near such greatness, but I do know that I am her biggest fan. I got all her records, movies, newspaper clippings, and if it were possible, I would pay top dollar for her under garments.
She is the queen of the entertainment world, the feather in my cap, the hop in my walk. But she is not only an entertainer. She is the perfect example of pure as the driven snow womanhood, as was intended by nature, to remind man how life once was in the Garden of Eden.
My happiest moment would be when she press me against her full bloomed Bossom, and tells me that the world will be all right, because if beauty like hers can persist in this cruel world of raging men, magic is not far away!
The list of famous people she has rubbed shoulders with! Omar Shariff, Robert Redford, Gene Hackman, Richard Dreyfuss, Jeff Bridges. If ever there was a queen of entertainers, she would be it.
In her high school years she sang in the choir with the likes of Neil Diamond, She was a nightclub singer in her early teens, she was in a broadway play before 15. There is nothing that she cannot accomplish.
Her most inspiring characteristic would have to be the way she handles her fans. Through the years, as I followed her career with a hawklike mezmeration, I was surprised at the way she can make you feel special with a single reply to a written note, or make you cry with her words of inhuman wisdom, as she wiggles her sideshot dimples on a packed stage.
Maybe this is abnormal, but I will confess, I am secretly in love with Barbara Sterisand, and that love cannot be cured nor oppressed, and is quite heavy to endure.
Originally posted by LucardoSomebody been smokin' the weed?
Ever since I was a little boy I had this magic fixation with Barbara Streisand. Those Piercing green eyes, always searching for a new love to breed, a nose as long as a yardstick, and nostrils you can ignite a fire with!
Her magic voice mesmerized me, her dancing, laughter like the sound of the Lorrelei, captivated me, so that to his day I dream of her, an ...[text shortened]... th Barbara Sterisand, and that love cannot be cured nor oppressed, and is quite heavy to endure.
Originally posted by LucardoYou are a sick, sick puppy.
Ever since I was a little boy I had this magic fixation with Barbara Streisand. Those Piercing green eyes, always searching for a new love to breed, a nose as long as a yardstick, and nostrils you can ignite a fire with!
Her magic voice mesmerized me, her dancing, laughter like the sound of the Lorrelei, captivated me, so that to his day I dream of her, an ...[text shortened]... th Barbara Sterisand, and that love cannot be cured nor oppressed, and is quite heavy to endure.
Originally posted by LucardoI can't believe you didn't mention the South Park episode in which Babs becomes the evil robot, Mecha-Streisand.
Ever since I was a little boy I had this magic fixation with Barbara Streisand. Those Piercing green eyes, always searching for a new love to breed, a nose as long as a yardstick, and nostrils you can ignite a fire with!
Her magic voice mesmerized me, her dancing, laughter like the sound of the Lorrelei, captivated me, so that to his day I dream of her, an ...[text shortened]... th Barbara Sterisand, and that love cannot be cured nor oppressed, and is quite heavy to endure.
That, my friend, is greatness.
By the way, you keep spelling her name wrong. She hates people who do that.
Originally posted by XanthosNZSince you know full well who she is I would have to assume your question is not a question but an opinion.
Is she the one with the big Jewish nose?
I wonder if Lucardo is gay, since a lot of gays seem to fixate on her.
Which is not to say she is extraordinarily talented in her own right. You don't see many singers make it into movies and I would argue the likes of Elvis in movies is more of a travesty than Streisand being in them. I thought Dolly Parton did a decent job in the movies also and Hoyt Axton and Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash and many others. I still think Elvis could act about as well as I can write....
Originally posted by SeitseWell said!
I am so tempted to inquire why the "Jewish nose" remark, yet
I will refrain since (a) the issuer is an antisemite, and (b) it is
possible he/she was abused as a child so the traumas are blanketed
under a superiority complex -therefore feeling hatres against all
humanity.
We'll just quietly add anti-semitism to the growing list and try to go on with our lives.
Originally posted by LucardoShe did look pretty good on the cover of Playboy in 77 the November issue I do believe.
Ever since I was a little boy I had this magic fixation with Barbara Streisand. Those Piercing green eyes, always searching for a new love to breed, a nose as long as a yardstick, and nostrils you can ignite a fire with!
Her magic voice mesmerized me, her dancing, laughter like the sound of the Lorrelei, captivated me, so that to his day I dream of her, an ...[text shortened]... th Barbara Sterisand, and that love cannot be cured nor oppressed, and is quite heavy to endure.