Name that character

Who said, "We can't bust heads like we used to but we can bore with story that don't go anywhere. See this one time I had to get a nice heel for my shoe so I had to go to Shelbyville which was called Morgantown at the time. Now everyone wore onions on their belts which was the style at the time. Now to get to Morgantown, you had to take a ferry which costed 5 cents at the time. Back in those days, nickels had bumblebees on them. You would say, give me five bees for a quarter... Now where was I, ah yes, so everyone wore onions on their belts which was the style at the time. We had to wear white onions because all of the yellow onions were for the war..."

I think that is correct to the most part. I haven't seen the episode in a while.

Originally posted by slappy115
Who said, "We can't bust heads like we used to but we can bore with story that don't go anywhere. See this one time I had to get a nice heel for my shoe so I had to go to Shelbyville which was called Morgantown at the time. Now everyone wore onions on their belts which was the style at the time. Now to get to Morgantown, you had to take a ferry which co ...[text shortened]... ar..."

I think that is correct to the most part. I haven't seen the episode in a while.

Originally posted by horsey
must be Abe Simpson. Do I have to think of one now?

"But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down hard. In fact, I hear the bite reflex is so strong they have to pry the victims jaws open with a crowbar."

"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two."

If the person who gets the answer or someone else for that matter wants to post a follow up feel free if no ones does I shall post another.

It's Hal ((9000 series) in '2001 A speac Odyysey.

"Who are those guys? They don't even break formation."

Or is it Spece Odyssey?

Well done. It's 2001: A Space Odyssey

No idea about your quote must be something I haven't seen or forgotten about, I'm sure someone else will get it.

Same film: "I can't swim."

'The fall will probably kill you!"

Originally posted by Forest9
Same film: "I can't swim."

'The fall will probably kill you!"

Give us a clue

Originally posted by Suzianne
Ahhh... Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

"We shoulda brought shotguns for this kinda deal."

Originally posted by Will Everitt
Pulp Fiction

This might be a hard one.

"I had not forgotten or forgiven the boredom of the sermon of young Henry's funeral, and I decided to promote the Reverend Lord Henry D'Ascoyne to next place on the list."

Back to the Future

"Made it, ma- top of the world!'