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Napoleonic Empires: Game Thread

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Believe what you want. You're obviously not very bright; why else would we declare war on Spain but not France this turn? Think about it (I can almost smell the wood burning).
Ahem. I have a coal-fired brain.

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A needed bump. For some reason, the Spanish ministers who were scheduled in Berlin to sign the surrender documents haven't arrived yet. Perhaps I should send some ships and an honor guard of say 100,000 men to pick them up. Some of my troops may be vacationing in Paris soon; it's quite lovely in April. I will try to restrain them from writing "Napoleon sucks" on the Arc de Triomphe but you know what coarse senses of humor us Germans have!

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Originally posted by no1marauder
A needed bump. For some reason, the Spanish ministers who were scheduled in Berlin to sign the surrender documents haven't arrived yet. Perhaps I should send some ships and an honor guard of say 100,000 men to pick them up. Some of my troops may be vacationing in Paris soon; it's quite lovely in April. I will try to restrain them from writing "Napoleon sucks" on the Arc de Triomphe but you know what coarse senses of humor us Germans have!
I just wanted to comment on the bad French spelling which is so typical for those Germans. You were too fast. 😞

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I just wanted to comment on the bad French spelling which is so typical for those Germans. You were too fast. 😞
The spelling in my first posts is always atrocious; I have to edit almost every one.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
A needed bump. For some reason, the Spanish ministers who were scheduled in Berlin to sign the surrender documents haven't arrived yet. Perhaps I should send some ships and an honor guard of say 100,000 men to pick them up. Some of my troops may be vacationing in Paris soon; it's quite lovely in April. I will try to restrain them from writing "Napoleon sucks" on the Arc de Triomphe but you know what coarse senses of humor us Germans have!
Ahem. Not wishing to spend the rest of their lives in that Bavarian dungeon you had prepared for them, the Spanish ministers respectfully declined to attend any “peace” talks -- or whatever you call such ploys.

If you wish to discuss terms, similar lodgings have been prepared on the Isle of Saint Helena. I always was one for irony. 😛

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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6481434083744705838&q=robot+chicken&pl=true

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Napoleon's mighty fleet is no more; a combined naval and marine force from the Alliance has sank ALL 14 French Ships of the Line and their Victory Class Flagship in a single blow. Though we lost many brave troops, the Alliance's loss in ships was a mere 2 Men O' War; our dominance in the Atlantic is assured. All of Western France fell as well. Smaller nations should gaze well as the ruins of French power and ponder if they truly wish to share the arrogant Emperor's miserable fate.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Napoleon's mighty fleet is no more; a combined naval and marine force from the Alliance has sank ALL 14 French Ships of the Line and their Victory Class Flagship in a single blow. Though we lost many brave troops, the Alliance's loss in ships was a mere 2 Men O' War; our dominance in the Atlantic is assured. All of Western France fell as well. Smaller na ...[text shortened]... f French power and ponder if they truly wish to share the arrogant Emperor's miserable fate.
At least I have finally crushed the English under my heel. If I accomplish nothing else in this game, that will have been enough. The head of King George lies at the bottom of the Thames.

Edit: maps are done

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A typo that was too late to correct: I meant EASTERN France, of course.

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Originally posted by rwingett
At least I have finally crushed the English under my heel. If I accomplish nothing else in this game, that will have been enough. The head of King George lies at the bottom of the Thames.

Edit: maps are done
I though I'd at least get one more turnfile so I could see how the battles went. Oh well 🙁. Well played, Rob.

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Everyone's intentions are pretty obvious; or at least I can make a good guess. Except! Naples. Dyl, what's up with you? What's Italy planning?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Everyone's intentions are pretty obvious; or at least I can make a good guess. Except! Naples. Dyl, what's up with you? What's Italy planning?
*heavy silence*

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This week's Power Ratings:

1. Prussia 1
2. Russia 3
3. France 2
4. Spain 5
5. Ottomans 4
6. Sweden 6
7. Naples 8
8. Austria 7
9. Algeria 9


Eliminated: Bavaria, England

France finally finishes over England. The Russians smash the Turks in Budapest and seem to have a huge advantage in the Balkans. Spain has built up a very large army for a minor power, but unfortunately for King Hal about 40% of it is in the British Isles and with the destruction of the French fleet and the now overwhelming naval superiority of the Alliance, it's a long walk on water for the Spaniards.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
This week's Power Ratings:

1. Prussia 1
2. Russia 3
3. France 2
4. Spain 5
5. Ottomans 4
6. Sweden 6
7. Naples 8
8. Austria 7
9. Algeria 9


Eliminated: Bavaria, England

France finally finishes over England. The Russians smash the Turks in Budapest and seem to have a huge advantage in the Balkans. Spain has built up a ve ...[text shortened]... w overwhelming naval superiority of the Alliance, it's a long walk on water for the Spaniards.
So I'm still coming last, disregarding bots? Bloody hell.

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Originally posted by dyl
So I'm still coming last, disregarding bots? Bloody hell.
At least your head isn't at the bottom of a river ........... yet.

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