Originally posted by buffalobilll certainly hope they will not be our own eyeballs!
None of that foreign muck, mind. Good old goat and sheep in yoghurt. As esteemed guests, you will be reserved the eyeballs.
Can you reserve me some of that delicious Turkish delight. My spies tell me just off Divan Yolu there is a shop that sells the best.
Tell them to leave the gate open...
None of that puncy Italian music Dyl - we Russian prefer the bleating of tortured goasts instead.
Originally posted by nook7😠
l certainly hope they will not be our own eyeballs!
Can you reserve me some of that delicious Turkish delight. My spies tell me just off Divan Yolu there is a shop that sells the best.
Tell them to leave the gate open...
None of that puncy Italian music Dyl - we Russian prefer the bleating of tortured goasts instead.
Originally posted by nook7The best Turkish delights reside (actually lounge) in my harim. Trust me.
l certainly hope they will not be our own eyeballs!
Can you reserve me some of that delicious Turkish delight. My spies tell me just off Divan Yolu there is a shop that sells the best.
Tell them to leave the gate open...
None of that puncy Italian music Dyl - we Russian prefer the bleating of tortured goasts instead.
Originally posted by nook7Well. if it's going to be my eyeballs, I'll order the oldest goat.
l certainly hope they will not be our own eyeballs!
Can you reserve me some of that delicious Turkish delight. My spies tell me just off Divan Yolu there is a shop that sells the best.
Tell them to leave the gate open...
None of that puncy Italian music Dyl - we Russian prefer the bleating of tortured goasts instead.
But, I need to get the table settings done. How many did you say?
Originally posted by buffalobilllol , eyeballs all round. Set the table for approx 86 HP - will confirm numbers in 2 turns time. Is a deposit required?
Well. if it's going to be my eyeballs, I'll order the oldest goat.
But, I need to get the table settings done. How many did you say?
Originally posted by buffalobillSounds fair, do you take credit? A small Sena performance if it can be arranged would be most welcoming. :-)
For that number I'll have to turn the whole palace upside down. Deposits definitely required - about 40 gold. This should cover breakages.
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Turns are in.
The Prussian/Swede army has broken into Paris, though they did pay a high price. In the east, thing are becoming messy, with armies flying all over the place. At sea, the allied ships have had to give way before the enormous Prussian armada - or at least, that was the plan. I can't seem to find the bulk of the Turkish fleet; has there been a grievous error of command here?
In brighter news, a combined Franco/Spanish/Neapolitan force has smashed through the formidable defences at Alsace. With this victory, the Prussian/Swedish supply lines have been ruptured. I personally kicked the stool out from under the perfumed Von Stueben's well manicured feet.
Originally posted by dylThe Turkish fleet is under the sea. Three French provinces fell and France is close to total defeat. Alsace is an unexpected reverse; but only the most ill-informed can believe that this turn does not seal the fate of arms in the West.
Turns are in.
The Prussian/Swede army has broken into Paris, though they did pay a high price. In the east, thing are becoming messy, with armies flying all over the place. At sea, the allied ships have had to give way before the enormous Prussian armada - or at least, that was the plan. I can't seem to find the bulk of the Turkish fleet; has there been a g ...[text shortened]... . I personally kicked the stool out from under the perfumed Von Stueben's well manicured feet.
Originally posted by dyl'twas a grievous error of command. Clearly, my messenger did not make it in time.
Turns are in.
The Prussian/Swede army has broken into Paris, though they did pay a high price. In the east, thing are becoming messy, with armies flying all over the place. At sea, the allied ships have had to give way before the enormous Prussian armada - or at least, that was the plan. I can't seem to find the bulk of the Turkish fleet; has there been a g ...[text shortened]... . I personally kicked the stool out from under the perfumed Von Stueben's well manicured feet.
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Originally posted by no1marauderNapoleon can hunker down in England for the time being. Meanwhile, perhaps you'd care to cast your eyes over my war plans?
The Turkish fleet is under the sea. Three French provinces fell and France is close to total defeat. Alsace is an unexpected reverse; but only the most ill-informed can believe that this turn does not seal the fate of arms in the West.
http://www.myfoto.com.au/Photo/jeffcotter/Dylan's_Album/NeapolitanWarPlans.jpg
Edit: They may be a little too technical to follow for the general public.