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i stop on the side of the road and pick up old abandon mattresses and use them in various ways in my house as furniture.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
i stop on the side of the road and pick up old abandon mattresses and use them in various ways in my house as furniture.
I stop on the side of the road and pick up old abandoned pieces of furniture and use them in various ways in my house as lovers.

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I stop on the side of the road and drop off old pieces of furniture that I've used in various ways in my house as lovers.

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Originally posted by PBE6
I stop on the side of the road and pick up old abandoned pieces of furniture and use them in various ways in my house as lovers.
I stop on the side of the road and pick up old abandoned lovers and use them in various ways in my house as furniture.

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Originally posted by uzless
I stop on the side of the road and pick up old abandoned lovers and use them in various ways in my house as furniture.
I stop on the side of the road and pick up old various ways that I use on lovers in my house of abandoned furniture.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
I stop on the side of the road and drop off old pieces of furniture that I've used in various ways in my house as lovers.
I stop at various houses where furniture and mattresses have been used as lovers and drop them on the side of the road.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I stop at various houses where furniture and mattresses have been used as lovers and drop them on the side of the road.

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I study the "circle of life" of all things left at the side of the road.

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Could you do me a pivot table showing the phlegm to mug-volume ratio over an index weighted period of 14 days?

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I sneek from empty desk to empty desk in various office buildings and steal sips of coffee and tea

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Only a few these days, it's been tricky since the restraining orders came into effect. 😞

Currently, I enjoy leafing through my local paper and responding to "Room to Let" adverts. When I'm at the premises viewing the room, I politely ask to use the bathroom. After locking the door I unscrew the caps of any nearby shampoo bottles, urinate inside them, replace the caps and then proceed to scrub my rectum with any available toothbrushes. After that I tell them the room isn't suitable and I'm on my merry way!

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Originally posted by reinfeld
i stop on the side of the road and pick up old abandon mattresses and use them in various ways in my house as furniture.
I've covered this subject, I think.

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those were your mattresses ?

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