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Is there any girl or woman who want to be my pen friend ?

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What if I said I was, but I was really a fat gay 50 year old man?

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Take it kid... by the standards around here, that may well be the best offer you get.

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Of course... I would say that, being an obsese, flamingly homosexual, BALD 57 year-old man.



With one leg.


And 7 fingers.


So if either of you two sexy young things feel like hookin' up, drop me a line. Handsome devils.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
What if I said I was, but I was really a fat gay 50 year old man?
Everybody can see that you are a goat. (Pity that the wordplay I would like to add here only works in Norwegian.)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Everybody can see that you are a goat. (Pity that the wordplay I would like to add here only works in Norwegian.)
A goat who seems to be getting flushed down the toilet no less.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
A goat who seems to be getting flushed down the toilet no less.
Don't give me ideas...

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Originally posted by harishharish
Is there any girl or woman who want to be my pen friend ?
Wrong site. This is a site for playing chess not a dating service.

Try http://www.penfriends.com/ and you might have more luck.

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Why not to trust a nordys. Do you want to be my friend ?

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Originally posted by harishharish
Why not to trust a nordys. Do you want to be my friend ?
We are all your chess friends here!