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Originally posted by Suzianne
And as for #1, I spent over an hour at the last Comic-Con here arguing with some dude about Ra's al Ghul. I guess maybe that's good enough to get me classified as a geek girl even without all the other qualifiers. At least I got dinner out of it.
You attend Comic-Con: 50 points.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
It happened like this Dr. Blue,

I suddenly found myself being intrigued and excited about the Falcon 9 space rocket, OMG I said, that's the coolest thing evah and then I had an epiphany, maybe I was a closet Geek, I like the original Star Trek and squashing bubble wrap, I like watching Dexter's Laboratory and Bugs bunny, could it be that I am not ...[text shortened]... king hero Robbie Vince of Darkness but just a simple Geek? It was then I realised I needed help!
Watch a few episodes of Big Bang Theory. If you find yourself identifying with one of the guys, Sheldon, Leonard, Raj, etc., you're a strong candidate.

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Originally posted by vivify
Are you a weakling? (6 points)
Do you lack athleticism? (7 points)
Are you unattractive? (5 points)
Do you obsess over juvenile things such as plot points of a comic book? (10 points)
Do you live with your parents? (Add one point for each year over the age of 18)
Is your sexual activity low (5 points) or non-existent (7)?
Do you display cowardic ...[text shortened]... (7)

Over 40 - super geek
30-40 - Geek
20-30 - Fairly geeky
10-20 - Normal
0-10 - Cool kid
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Can you quote lines from the original Star Trek series verbatim? (1 point per line)
Do you live your life according to Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics? (50 points)

Listen kiddo, I'm off the scale by your criteria, but I still got 'Penny' to marry me. She's cute, blonde, and very brainy (Dr. Med., neuroradiology). She whups my butt at backgammon. And yes, I stare at her shoes when I'm talking to her.

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Originally posted by moonbus
Watch a few episodes of Big Bang Theory. If you find yourself identifying with one of the guys, Sheldon, Leonard, Raj, etc., you're a strong candidate.
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Originally posted by moonbus
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Can you quote lines from the original Star Trek series verbatim? (1 point per line)
Do you live your life according to Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics? (50 points)

Listen kiddo, I'm off the scale by your criteria, but I still got 'Penny' to marry me. She's cute, blonde, and very brainy (Dr. Med., neuroradiology). She whups my butt at backgammon. And yes, I stare at her shoes when I'm talking to her.
Lol, there should be a separate moonbus test for nerdiness for Super Nerds! 😛


Originally posted by wolfgang59
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me too 😳

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http://static.eveling.com/geekometer/


Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Lol, there should be a separate moonbus test for nerdiness for Super Nerds! 😛
"Lieutenant, open a hailing frequency!"

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Originally posted by JS357
http://static.eveling.com/geekometer/
I am only 61% Geek, maybe I am more of a Nerd then.


Originally posted by Ponderable
I am only 61% Geek, maybe I am more of a Nerd then.
I was only 47 percent Geek. What re the differences between a geek and a nerd? are they not one and the same?

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I was only 47 percent Geek. What re the differences between a geek and a nerd? are they not one and the same?
This link might help to clear up things:

http://hellogiggles.com/the-difference-between-dorks-nerds-and-geeks/

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Originally posted by Ponderable
This link might help to clear up things:

http://hellogiggles.com/the-difference-between-dorks-nerds-and-geeks/
Just beware of geeks bearing gifts.


Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I think I could be a Geek.
Don't worry, you're not a geek. You're not worthy to join that club. You're a twerp. Now go back to your end of the short bus.

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Don't worry, you're not a geek. You're not worthy to join that club. You're a twerp. Now go back to your end of the short bus.
Greek God Apollo dude, you cant touch this.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Greek God Apollo dude, you cant touch this.
Can't? I wouldn't touch it, not even with a twenty-foot caber!