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I think I could be a Geek.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I think I could be a Geek.
a circus geek?

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I think I could be a Geek.
What's your definition of a geek; what's the general accepted definition of a geek, maybe I'm one too.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I think I could be a Geek.
Being a geek is the least of your problems.

Ho ho ho

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Originally posted by Mammy Blue
What's your definition of a geek; what's the general accepted definition of a geek, maybe I'm one too.
Here's a start: an introverted geek stares at his shoes while he talks to you. An extroverted geek stares at your shoes while he talks to you.

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Damned. Can't make a joke on the thread until I dig out some bloody dictionary...

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Originally posted by vandervelde
Damned. Can't make a joke on the thread until I dig out some bloody dictionary...
Google it dude.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I think I could be a Geek.
These days, it's fine to be a geek. It's the Greeks that need help.

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Originally posted by Mammy Blue
What's your definition of a geek; what's the general accepted definition of a geek, maybe I'm one too.
It happened like this Dr. Blue,

I suddenly found myself being intrigued and excited about the Falcon 9 space rocket, OMG I said, that's the coolest thing evah and then I had an epiphany, maybe I was a closet Geek, I like the original Star Trek and squashing bubble wrap, I like watching Dexter's Laboratory and Bugs bunny, could it be that I am not an all conquering Viking hero Robbie Vince of Darkness but just a simple Geek? It was then I realised I needed help!

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Being a geek is the least of your problems.

Ho ho ho
Thankyou Santa 😵

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Originally posted by lemondrop
a circus geek?
more a kind of all conquering Viking hero type of Geek, you know, drinking mead out of skulls and splitting the pony tails of maidens hung on the wall with an axe.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I think I could be a Geek.
Well if you see yourself as a Geek that is how we will refer to you as.

Is there some sort of medical procedure you can obtain to physically make you look like a Geek? If so, I'm sure we can make you into the first transGeek operation in world history, at tax payer expense, of course

Think of the book sales Robbie!!! 😛

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Thankyou Santa 😵
Hey, i was being the jolly green giant!

'Ho ho ho, green giant.'


Kids today...

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I think I could be a Geek.
Are you a weakling? (6 points)
Do you lack athleticism? (7 points)
Are you unattractive? (5 points)
Do you obsess over juvenile things such as plot points of a comic book? (10 points)
Do you live with your parents? (Add one point for each year over the age of 18)
Is your sexual activity low (5 points) or non-existent (7)?
Do you display cowardice? (7)
Do you lack social graces? (6)
Does the opposite sex make you nervous? (7)

Over 40 - super geek
30-40 - Geek
20-30 - Fairly geeky
10-20 - Normal
0-10 - Cool kid

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Originally posted by vivify
Are you a weakling? (6 points)
Do you lack athleticism? (7 points)
Are you unattractive? (5 points)
Do you obsess over juvenile things such as plot points of a comic book? (10 points)
Do you live with your parents? (Add one point for each year over the age of 18)
Is your sexual activity low (5 points) or non-existent (7)?
Do you display cowardic ...[text shortened]... (7)

Over 40 - super geek
30-40 - Geek
20-30 - Fairly geeky
10-20 - Normal
0-10 - Cool kid
1. Do you obsess over juvenile things such as plot points of a comic book? (10 points)
2. Do you display cowardice? (7)

These two are the only ones I got points for, but I only took half credit for #2. I try to avoid confrontations generally, but if they step over a line, I'll push the issue. Mainly I just want people to not threaten me, but when it comes time to fight, I can give better than I get. It wasn't always this way.

And as for #1, I spent over an hour at the last Comic-Con here arguing with some dude about Ra's al Ghul. I guess maybe that's good enough to get me classified as a geek girl even without all the other qualifiers. At least I got dinner out of it. 🙂