Nerdcore.

Penny Arcade Theme
I hit the L shift-O to the quote and then dollar
If you know the dir of the nerdcore rhyme, you holla

nerd-ho! warm the mic up (yo)
we ‘bout to strike up
this band of nebbishes
who cultivate nebulous fetishes
the FPS, RPG or MMPOG,
any obsession to blather over by blog
or BBS. Step and possess, hone thy geekishness
your frame rate and frags to date both impress
and yes, your affinity for a certain site of some amusement
(a classically adorned parlor of fun where you let loose pent-
up cent pieces to partake of flicker-dramas)
gets you branded a sniper bitch or rocket mama-
humper, (oh no!) they said you’re cheating
but with coins in hand you got more game than wil wheaton

when's this MC ‘bout to get funny? I'm losing patience.
wanna know how the pants contain one wang & two next stations
and a tandy hole, where he plays whack-a-mole with the toilet paper
frontalot can rock the PA song at the lowest common denominator
not as a hater of culture or lacker in class
but an expert at math
accounting how the Penny Arcade 0\/\/nZz j00r aZz.

(that is the way we play...)

- MC Frontalot

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

Jesus wept.
Amen.
The End.

Roadkill has its seasons, just like anything,
There's possums in the autumn and farm cats in the spring.

- Tom Waits -

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I b ...[text shortened]... ut the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto