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I'm thinking of bringing out a range of Nerf bondage toys for those people who want to try S & M but really don't like any pain. Nerf whips, hand cuffs, nipple clamps, the whole shabang.

Is there a market and do you have any witty slogans for the multi-media advertising campaign?

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
I'm thinking of bringing out a range of Nerf bondage toys for those people who want to try S & M but really don't like any pain. Nerf whips, hand cuffs, nipple clamps, the whole shabang.

Is there a market and do you have any witty slogans for the multi-media advertising campaign?
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Originally posted by Zort Boy

I'm thinking of bringing out a range of Nerf bondage toys for those people who want to try S & M but really don't like any pain. Nerf whips, hand cuffs, nipple clamps, the whole shabang.

Is there a market and do you have any witty slogans for the multi-media advertising campaign?
"Serf Nerfs", natch.

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nerf

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
I'm thinking of bringing out a range of Nerf bondage toys for those people who want to try S & M but really don't like any pain. Nerf whips, hand cuffs, nipple clamps, the whole shabang.

Is there a market and do you have any witty slogans for the multi-media advertising campaign?
Was there ever a Nerf Boxing?

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How about Nerd's Birds?

I can think of a few losers, who dream of having a catalogue 'bird', who could advertise it on this site!


I got it. Nerf S&M is S&M squared.

Soft and mild Sadomasochism.


Originally posted by homedepotov
I got it. Nerf S&M is S&M squared.

Soft and mild Sadomasochism.
Soft and mild S&M would be particularly sadistic to the true masochist. Great idea.

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A nerf is a nerf.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
A nerf is a nerf.
An erf is a garden plot, usually about half an acre...

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Originally posted by Mathurine
An erf is a garden plot, usually about half an acre...
An erf is turf?

What about the smurfs?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
An erf is turf?

What about the smurfs?
Or as the french would say un oeuf est un oeuf

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Originally posted by SJ247
Soft and mild S&M would be particularly sadistic to the true masochist. Great idea.
lol

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Originally posted by SJ247
Soft and mild S&M would be particularly sadistic to the true masochist. Great idea.
That is a mindfrUx0r. 😲

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I've got a name for the shop I will be openning, "The Comfy Dungeon".