I was out of town on business with an associate last night until about 9:30pm. I dropped him off at home uneventfully.
This morning he calls me. At first I thought he was being attacked by squirrels as he kept making this snorting sound into the phone. It turns out that he was just trying to contain his laughter.
His wife goes to school 2 nights a week and last night he got home to find his wife's cousin, the baby sitter for his 4 year old, asleep on his couch. His son was also asleep in front of the TV, but awoke when he opened the door. The cousin, a large and bad tempered hidious beast stayed asleep through the commotion. This woman has jowls such that its tough to tell where her chest stops and her face starts, plus, she's got moles spotting her whole body. Not regular moles mind you, but, large protruding moles that stick out in a distrubing fashion. Still, she is normally a pretty good baby sitter, she's almost always available and aside from eating everything in the fridge, she usually just sits around and spends the night knitting on the couch.
Anyway, my buddy left his son in the living room and went to deposit his stuff in his bedroom. Suddenly, in the middle of putting a few things away, he hears a God awful scream from the living room. He, of course, halls ass through the house only to find his son holding a pair of knitting scissors and the baby sitter stumbling around the living room, bleeding like a stuck pig and clutching her face.
At first he thought his son had stabbed the baby sitter, but, once he got her calmed down he found that his son had snipped off the largest mole on her face while she was sleeping. As you can imagine, this woke her up in a hurry and she left in a rage shortly thereafter. He never did find the mole and, really, the son probably did her a favor...
Originally posted by Hand of Hecatevery amusing
I was out of town on business with an associate last night until about 9:30pm. I dropped him off at home uneventfully.
This morning he calls me. At first I thought he was being attacked by squirrels as he kept making this snorting sound into the phone. It turns out that he was just trying to contain his laughter.
His wife goes to school 2 nig ...[text shortened]... rtly thereafter. He never did find the mole and, really, the son probably did her a favor...
Originally posted by Hand of HecateYou should send her a bill. You usually have to pay a fortune for that kind of cosmetic operation.
I was out of town on business with an associate last night until about 9:30pm. I dropped him off at home uneventfully.
This morning he calls me. At first I thought he was being attacked by squirrels as he kept making this snorting sound into the phone. It turns out that he was just trying to contain his laughter.
His wife goes to school 2 nig ...[text shortened]... rtly thereafter. He never did find the mole and, really, the son probably did her a favor...