New business idea. Investors welcome

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Buy low, sell high.

I never sell high. There are times for partying and times to peddle
stuff to the homies. Also, I never get high on my own supply.

Originally posted by Seitse
So, in case you plebs did not know, the standard
[b]flatulence is composed of about 59% nitrogen,
21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane
and 4% oxygen. As you possibly know, methane is an
attractive fuel but capturing and storing it is
nothing short of challenging.

Right now there are people trying to collect, store and
use ...[text shortened]... send as a slide deck to those who show interest
in joining this very lucrative idea.

PM me.[/b]

I gave you one of the (as of now) three thumbs up.

Please: do not place said thumb up your own ass and thereby keeping this viable business model from getting off the ground.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
I gave you one of the (as of now) three thumbs up.

Please: do not place said thumb up your own ass and thereby keeping this viable business model from getting off the ground.

There are times for partying and times to do business 😏

Oh boy, I drank expired milk and I am thinning quickly into a
whirlwind fiesta of farts. On the happy side, I am able to test
my idea, as I have collected my flatulence in a rubber balloon.

What do I do with it now? There's methane in there, fellas. Precious
methane!

Originally posted by Seitse
Oh boy, I drank expired milk and I am thinning quickly into a
whirlwind fiesta of farts. On the happy side, I am able to test
my idea, as I have collected my flatulence in a rubber balloon.

What do I do with it now? There's methane in there, fellas. Precious
methane!

I say test the quality.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I say test the quality.

With a lighter? Good idea.

Will post test results asap.

Originally posted by Seitse
With a lighter? Good idea.

Will post test results asap.

Before you do that maybe you should seriously think of hiring somebody to do the testing. We wouldn't want to lose the "brains" behind the venture now would we?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Before you do that maybe you should seriously think of hiring somebody to do the testing. We wouldn't want to lose the "brains" behind the venture now would we?

Thumbs down don't lie.

I'll do this for science. Please remember me as the kind soul, faithful
friend, and committed farter I always was.

Originally posted by Seitse
Thumbs down don't lie.

I'll do this for science. Please remember me as the kind soul, faithful
friend, and committed farter I always was.

It is not for science since you can look up the probable result. Burning has been studies intensively by a lot of People for a Long time.

If you really have the composition of gas you gave in the first post the hydrogen is more valuable and more dangerous...

Doing explosions is seldom for science but mainly for fun, just look at your average Action movie 😉