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New Danger: Fart born diseases.

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Yes, there is a new insidious cause of illness, er, floating around. The world has to be warned! Beware the tides of flatulance! You never know when some cretin in a movie theater will let one go, and BAM, 6 months later you have MS or worse yet, crabs. Yes, the world needs to be warned! Danger in the air!.

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Gone are the days of farting in the bed and holding your girlfriends head under the covers......It is indeed a sad day 😞

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Yes, there is a new insidious cause of illness, er, floating around. The world has to be warned! Beware the tides of flatulance! You never know when some cretin in a movie theater will let one go, and BAM, 6 months later you have MS or worse yet, crabs. Yes, the world needs to be warned! Danger in the air!.
You can't make a claim against the wonderful art of fart without giving a source for this information you have presented.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
You can't make a claim against the wonderful art of fart without giving a source for this information you have presented.
Ah, this evidence is anicdotal, I farted the other day and boom, three days later I came down with the flu. The connection was obvious.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Ah, this evidence is anicdotal, I farted the other day and boom, three days later I came down with the flu. The connection was obvious.
You infected yourself?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You infected yourself?
It was a sneaky virus🙂

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Yes, there is a new insidious cause of illness, er, floating around. The world has to be warned! Beware the tides of flatulance! You never know when some cretin in a movie theater will let one go, and BAM, 6 months later you have MS or worse yet, crabs. Yes, the world needs to be warned! Danger in the air!.
Crabs? Really? That explains it.

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ya lmfao

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Originally posted by eddiedean
Crabs? Really? That explains it.
Crabs? Nah, that smells rather fishy to me....

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Gone are the days of farting in the bed and holding your girlfriends head under the covers......It is indeed a sad day 😞
No wonder she never came back.

😞

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Ah, this evidence is anicdotal, I farted the other day and boom, three days later I came down with the flu. The connection was obvious.
You know, farts smell bad for a reason!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
You know, farts smell bad for a reason!
It makes them funnier.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Gone are the days of farting in the bed and holding your girlfriends head under the covers......It is indeed a sad day 😞
That's called Dutch Oven

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There is no way a virus could survive one of my farts...

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Originally posted by Crowley
There is no way a virus could survive one of my farts...
We share in our family.. the boy does the smelliest the wife does the loudest hee hee I do the most!
rellys call before visiting, no one drops by unannounced and even I can't remember the last time mormons called at our door...