New Danger: Fart born diseases.

Yes, there is a new insidious cause of illness, er, floating around. The world has to be warned! Beware the tides of flatulance! You never know when some cretin in a movie theater will let one go, and BAM, 6 months later you have MS or worse yet, crabs. Yes, the world needs to be warned! Danger in the air!.

Gone are the days of farting in the bed and holding your girlfriends head under the covers......It is indeed a sad day 😞

Originally posted by sonhouse
Yes, there is a new insidious cause of illness, er, floating around. The world has to be warned! Beware the tides of flatulance! You never know when some cretin in a movie theater will let one go, and BAM, 6 months later you have MS or worse yet, crabs. Yes, the world needs to be warned! Danger in the air!.

Originally posted by PocketKings
You can't make a claim against the wonderful art of fart without giving a source for this information you have presented.

Originally posted by sonhouse
Ah, this evidence is anicdotal, I farted the other day and boom, three days later I came down with the flu. The connection was obvious.

Originally posted by Nordlys
You infected yourself?

Originally posted by sonhouse
Yes, there is a new insidious cause of illness, er, floating around. The world has to be warned! Beware the tides of flatulance! You never know when some cretin in a movie theater will let one go, and BAM, 6 months later you have MS or worse yet, crabs. Yes, the world needs to be warned! Danger in the air!.

ya lmfao

Originally posted by eddiedean
Crabs? Really? That explains it.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Gone are the days of farting in the bed and holding your girlfriends head under the covers......It is indeed a sad day 😞

Originally posted by sonhouse
Ah, this evidence is anicdotal, I farted the other day and boom, three days later I came down with the flu. The connection was obvious.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
You know, farts smell bad for a reason!

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Gone are the days of farting in the bed and holding your girlfriends head under the covers......It is indeed a sad day 😞

There is no way a virus could survive one of my farts...

Originally posted by Crowley
There is no way a virus could survive one of my farts...