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bluto went to mount olive so popeye smacked him one ...

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a guy walks into a bar...i woke up in the hospital the next day...

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i went to the doctors the other day and said " i think i am a pig!".. doc replied "and how long have you been thinking this "? " about a weeEEEEEEK!!!!!! I replied.....

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Doctor doctor, i think i'm a pervert.


Why?

I'm in love with a pig doctor.

Is it a male pig, or a female pig?

You calling me a fag?

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I went to the Doctor recently for a check up on my shoulder.
Half way through the examination, the doctor turned to me and said "I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."
"What?" I said " ... what's wrong?"
"Well ... I'm trying to examine you."

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Originally posted by TimInIraq
a guy walks into a bar...i woke up in the hospital the next day...
Two Sailors walk into a bar.

The third one ducked.

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Here's a Knock Knock joke, but someone else needs to start it.

Waiting....

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Here's a Knock Knock joke, but someone else needs to start it.

Waiting....

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Waiting who?

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Originally posted by ale1552
Waiting who?
😞

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
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OOPS! Sorry.....😳 Knock, Knock....(wait a minute....that is wrong, too) Who is there?

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Originally posted by ale1552
OOPS! Sorry.....😳 Knock, Knock....(wait a minute....that is wrong, too) Who is there?
I give up.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I give up.
My husband is sitting here thinking I have gone nuts! I have not laughed so hard for ages. Let someone else start your joke....😀