..i used to make my living as a street busker with some sock puppets....but since the influx of migrant from central america and mexico i have lost my business...you see you can only get good sock puppets by going to the public laundromat to get the ones left in the dryers...they are willing to work the street as they are now orphans and are grateful ( no welfare to work for sock puppet programs in the usa )...anyway...since all the migrants came by the millions the demographics ( that means people to those of you who don't know too much ) changed the only socks left in the dryers at the laundromat speak spanish...i don't speak spanish...so it is difficult to put on a show with spanish only sock puppets...also i find their humour to be a little off from the dry witticisms of the english speaking race...so i guess i will retire to teach chess...
