26 Jul 05
Originally posted by XanthosNZPerhaps you're right, but i know he's sweating now. He can see that i've finished my first 10,000 moves and he know's that, may be not today, may be not tommorrow......and my be not the day after that......or the day after....or the day after that........(etc.....WORD TOO LONG....etc......
Helden has made 17700 moves this month so far. You've got a ways to go.
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....or the day after that one, but soon! I will be the rightful King of the MAP!
26 Jul 05
Originally posted by marinakatombYou need to eat a lot of carrots for that...
Perhaps you're right, but i know he's sweating now. He can see that i've finished my first 10,000 moves and he know's that, may be not today, may be not tommorrow......and my be not the day after that......or the day after....or the day after that........(etc.....WORD TOO LONG....etc......
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....or the day after that one, but soon! [b]I will be the rightful King of the MAP![/b]
26 Jul 05
Originally posted by marinakatombHow do you want me to take you seriously when you can't even finish that one you've been nibbling on for ages?
Hey there bunny, err, i mean buddy, there ain't an animal alive that can out eat me when it comes to carrott consumption! If anyone want's to test me, it's bunny rocket launchers at dawn!!
26 Jul 05
Originally posted by PalynkaIt is a genetically modified carrott that grows back when you bite it. I found it was cheaper to invest in a multi billion dollar scientific program to develop this carrott than to spend money endlessly buying them. My consumption is so high that, should i buy carrotts on the free market, the price would go up expenentially. Soon the worlds farmers would be forced to stop cultivating other vegetables all together, as carrotts would be so lucrative! They just wouldn't bother with crappy potatoes!
How do you want me to take you seriously when you can't even finish that one you've been nibbling on for ages?
In time, millions of children would be forced into starvation, as their parents wouldn't be able to afford the one vegetable available on the market. This would decrease the population of the world by some 5.5 billion people (the last 0.5 billion people being carrott farmers themselves). This, in turn, would have a knock on effect of lowering carrott production. Not to mention the fact that by this time individual carrotts would have a value running into the hundreds of Trillions.
The only real downside to this nucleur cooled, issotonic carrott, is it seems play havoc with my fur! But this is a small price to pay to ensure the future health and prosperity of the human race. I'm a member of the RSPCM* who would never renew my membership if i chose option A.
*Royal society for the protection of Mankind
26 Jul 05
Originally posted by marinakatombI bow to your carrot-eating prowesses. However, the plot thickens. In your misguided attempts to save the world from famine, you are in fact contributing for the demise of manking due to the effects of your diet on the ozone layer. Be advised, we are watching you!
It is a genetically modified carrott that grows back when you bite it. I found it was cheaper to invest in a multi billion dollar scientific program to develop this carrott than to spend money endlessly buying them. My consumption is so high that, should i buy carrotts on the free market, the price would go up expenentially. Soon the worlds farmers woul ...[text shortened]... d never renew my membership if i chose option A.
*Royal society for the protection of Mankind
Cordially,
ADOLF* HITLER+
*Association of Defenders of the Ozone Layer and Friends
+ High Institute for Termination of Lavishly Eating Rabbits
26 Jul 05
Originally posted by PalynkaI feel i must point out at this point that i am indeed armed to the teeth (with bloody sharp teeth to boot) and i am prepared to nuke you for the greater good.
I bow to your carrot-eating prowesses. However, the plot thickens. In your misguided attempts to save the world from famine, you are in fact contributing for the demise of manking due to the effects of your diet on the ozone layer. Be advised, we are watching you!
Cordially,
ADOLF* HITLER+
*Association of Defenders of the Ozone Layer and Friends
+ High Institute for Termination of Lavishly Eating Rabbits
26 Jul 05
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Originally posted by marinakatombhehe... reminds me of Douglas Adams' planet which was taken over by shoe shops.😵
It is a genetically modified carrott that grows back when you bite it. I found it was cheaper to invest in a multi billion dollar scientific program to develop this carrott than to spend money endlessly buying them. My consumption is s ...[text shortened]... i chose option A.
*Royal society for the protection of Mankind