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@Great-Big-Stees said
WHOA! I’m gonna invest in cucumbers 🥒…BIG time.👍
3 things to invest in for 2025:

1. Pickles
2. Cauliflowers
3. James Cagney memorabilia

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
3 things to invest in for 2025:

1. Pickles
2. Cauliflowers
3. James Cagney memorabilia
🐀 That’s the actual rat from Cagney’s famous words…”You dirty, double-crossing rat”. I have it and for the right price I may be willing to part with it.🤔👍

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@Great-Big-Stees said
🐀 That’s the actual rat from Cagney’s famous words…”You dirty, double-crossing rat”. I have it and for the right price I may be willing to part with it.🤔👍
Could we trade,...for pickles?

Edit: I'll throw in a cauliflower.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Splendid. That will be $326.
you better make that a slice... a very thin slice

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@Earl-of-Trumps said
you better make that a slice... a very thin slice
Good god sir, can't a chap make a profit?

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@mike69 said
Around 90% of these forums are only peaceful if you’re a non Christian, pro lgbtq, liberal, so I’m not sure what you’re talking about.
Please don't conflate Christianity with being illiberal.

Jesus was not a Republican.

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Tom Cruise has made a booking at the Thirsty Goat for this evening.

Everybody on their best behaviour please.


Edit: Hope he likes beanbags.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Tom Cruise has made a booking at the Thirsty Goat for this evening.

Everybody on their best behaviour please.


Edit: Hope he likes beanbags.
Thank you. I have it from reliable sources that he enjoys eating pasta, junk food, and lobster, and his preferred drink is non-alcoholic. So there's a challenge for us.

Edit: There is no mentioning of beanbags so I would guess they are not his cup of tea but he loves Earl Grey for breakfast.

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@Torunn said
Thank you. I have it from reliable sources that he enjoys eating pasta, junk food, and lobster, and his preferred drink is non-alcoholic. So there's a challenge for us.

Edit: There is no mentioning of beanbags so I would guess they are not his cup of tea but he loves Earl Grey for breakfast.
My main worry is that he is quite a small fellow and may struggle to get back up out of a beanbag.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
My main worry is that he is quite a small fellow and may struggle to get back up out of a beanbag.
Is there a risk he might not survive...?

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@Torunn said
Is there a risk he might not survive...?
Well, Tom Cruise has survived the war of the worlds and countless mission impossibles, so would be a tad disappointed if he couldn't handle a beanbag.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Well, Tom Cruise has survived the war of the worlds and countless mission impossibles, so would be a tad disappointed if he couldn't handle a beanbag.
It would, and especially if it happened in our premises.


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
My main worry is that he is quite a small fellow and may struggle to get back up out of a beanbag.
I thought I saw some “child sized” beanbags in the stockroom.🤔

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@Torunn said
Thank you. I have it from reliable sources that he enjoys eating pasta, junk food, and lobster, and his preferred drink is non-alcoholic. So there's a challenge for us.

Edit: There is no mentioning of beanbags so I would guess they are not his cup of tea but he loves Earl Grey for breakfast.
As, in the Royal hierarchy, and Earl is “situated” below that of a Duke. He may not get it…the Earl Grey.😲

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