New tavern now open

@Earl-of-Trumps said
Kevin, welcome back in. I thought you were gone until October?!

Oh, and how about a Big Mac 🙂

Thank you, Earl! So did I, but I was granted an early reprieve.

Sure, a Big Mac would be fine. And maybe a bowl of chili on the side and hot tea with lemon (if available).

@Kevin-Eleven said
Hello. Could I negotiate for a hot meal?

Porridge or gruel?

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Porridge or gruel?

Do you serve Croque Monsieur ham and cheese sandwich?

@Torunn said
Do you serve Croque Monsieur ham and cheese sandwich?

Only if you eat it from a beanbag.

We are strict about that.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Only if you eat it from a beanbag.

We are strict about that.

No plates!? 😧

@diver said
No plates!? 😧

You sit on the bean bag, eat from a napkin.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Only if you eat it from a beanbag.

We are strict about that.

That might prove difficult - let me just have some mixed nuts, peeled carrots, red onions and parsley please, white balsamic vinegar and lemon olive oil with salt and black pepper. And extra napkins please.

@Torunn said
That might prove difficult - let me just have some mixed nuts, peeled carrots, red onions and parsley please, white balsamic vinegar and lemon olive oil with salt and black pepper.

Of course madam. (We do have a couple of space hoppers towards the rear).

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Porridge or gruel?

Oh, um . . . I'm usually easily paralyzed by overchoice, but I think I'll go with the gruel this time, seasoned with the things that Torunn has just mentioned.

And would it be okay if I sat on a packing crate instead of a beanbag?

@Kevin-Eleven said
Oh, um . . . I'm usually easily paralyzed by overchoice, but I think I'll go with the gruel this time, seasoned with the things that Torunn has just mentioned.

And would it be okay if I sat on a packing crate instead of a beanbag?

That would be acceptable sir, though there is a small surcharge for use of the crates.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Of course madam. (We do have a couple of space hoppers towards the rear).

Will the hoppers stop hopping by themselves or do I have to use force?

@diver said
No plates!? 😧

Might need some signs up to explain that to the less cerebrally enabled such as myself; could save you a fortune in cleaning.

@Torunn said
Will the hoppers stop hopping by themselves or do I have to use force?

A strong tone of voice should be sufficient.

@Torunn said
That might prove difficult - let me just have some mixed nuts, peeled carrots, red onions and parsley please, white balsamic vinegar and lemon olive oil with salt and black pepper. And extra napkins please.

Sounds like a breath mint might be order after you’ve eaten.🤔😲😉

@Kevin-Eleven said
Thank you, Earl! So did I, but I was granted an early reprieve.

Sure, a Big Mac would be fine. And maybe a bowl of chili on the side and hot tea with lemon (if available).

Ahhh.

and some liveliness has returned. Just in time, Kev