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@A-Unique-Nickname said
When the seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
In the Maritime Provinces the seagulls are either too rude to wait for the sardines to be tossed, or so tame they will eat them out of your hand (not sure which).

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@Very-Rusty said
Have you ever seen a smelt, pretty much the same thing. I have eaten sardines out of the can and made sardine sandwiches for a snack. They are generally a little smaller than a smelt.

Have you ever went ice fishing for smelts or caught them when they are swimming up a brook with your hands?? I've done both. 🙂 You have to have quick hands, don't think I could do it now as the years have taken their toll on me.

-VR
Have you ever smelt a scene?

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@Arkturos said
Thank you for completely trampling on the applause for my joke. 😉
I didn't hear any applause.

Tea anyone?

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
I didn't hear any applause.

Tea anyone?
Thought I might have heard some finger-snapping in the back of the club. 😉

Not that I'm a tea connoisseur, but what kind of tea is on offer today, you self-important man-harridan?

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@Arkturos said
Thought I might have heard some finger-snapping in the back of the club. 😉

Not that I'm a tea connoisseur, but what kind of tea is on offer today, you self-important man-harridan?
No tea for you sir.

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Here's a problem: The owner of the new tavern seems to support mockery and shunning of people with mental health issues.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
No tea for you sir.
It's okay. I just hope you don't use a dead elephant's foot for your umbrella stand, because that would be both incongruent and rather disappointing.

To better days!

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
No tea for you sir.
Also, I think we would agree it's better to brew one's own tea -- by analogy, I would try to avoid doing tricks where someone else is trusted to handle the cards.

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All things considered, we should burn this tavern to the ground.

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@Arkturos said
All things considered, we should burn this tavern to the ground.
That seems a wee bit harsh. 😲 How ‘bout a group hug and try to “get along” (little doggie).🤔👍😁

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@Great-Big-Stees said
That seems a wee bit harsh. 😲 How ‘bout a group hug and try to “get along” (little doggie).🤔👍😁
Maybe burn it to the ground and dance around the fire?

(But I'd still be particular about who'd be to my right and to my left.)

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@Arkturos said
Maybe burn it to the ground and dance around the fire?

(But I'd still be particular about who'd be to my right and to my left.)
You can chose your friends but not family or “neighbours”.🤔

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@Great-Big-Stees said
You can chose your friends but not family or “neighbours”.🤔
I guess I'll just finish up my remaining games then. I did appreciate your mild sense of humor over the years, though.

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@Arkturos said
I guess I'll just finish up my remaining games then. I did appreciate your mild sense of humor over the years, though.
I have been “accused” of being a fence sitter…not too hot and not too cold.👍

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@Arkturos said
Thank you for completely trampling on the applause for my joke. 😉
Are you trying to say you are Devil Diver? 😛

-VR

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