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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Again sir, that was a store cupboard, not the loo.
That would explain why the urinal wouldn’t flush and looked like it was meant for a midg…person who is vertically challenged.

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Caffe Latte for Torunn.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Caffe Latte for Torunn.
Thank you, I've been waiting for ages.

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@Torunn said
Thank you, I've been waiting for ages.
A messenger had to run your order over from the Dead Player thread.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
A messenger had to run your order over from the Dead Player thread.
Thank you for your trouble, I won't make that mistake again. In fact, somebody must have left chewing-gum on the seats, I seem to be stuck here.


@Torunn said
Thank you for your trouble, I won't make that mistake again. In fact, somebody must have left chewing-gum on the seats, I seem to be stuck here.
Rusty no doubt.

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I am very hungry today. Is there anyone here from England that can whip up some fish and chips??

And of course, a nice Sam Adams lager. Thank you

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@Earl-of-Trumps said
I am very hungry today. Is there anyone here from England that can whip up some fish and chips??

And of course, a nice Sam Adams lager. Thank you
On its way sir. Enjoy.

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Why is the bathroom door locked? I need to pee 😡

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@A-Unique-Nickname said
Why is the bathroom door locked? I need to pee 😡
You can use the Ladies room if you keep it clean.

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@Torunn said
You can use the Ladies room if you keep it clean.
😳🫣

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@Great-Big-Stees said
😳🫣
He said he was in a hurry, urgent call of nature. 🙂 We just want our floors kept clean.

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@Torunn said
He said he was in a hurry, urgent call of nature. 🙂 We just want our floors kept clean.
There is a field out back you know.🤔👍

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@Great-Big-Stees said
There is a field out back you know.🤔👍
If you prefer that... I don't like the thought of that sight outside our windows.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Rusty no doubt.
If a war broke out somehow you would try and blame Rusty!!!! 😛

-VR

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