New Therapies

'Colouring In therapy'. Heard about it? Disturbed about it?

Calling something a 'therapy' seems to allow adults to do something they haven't done since they were seven with absolutely no embarrassment.

When i was seven, i mostly played with my Star Wars figures. Am rather tempted to create a new 'Star Wars Therapy.'

Never did quite destroy that Death Star.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
'Colouring In therapy'. Heard about it? Disturbed about it?

Calling something a 'therapy' seems to allow adults to do something they haven't done since they were seven with absolutely no embarrassment.

When i was seven, i mostly played with my Star Wars figures. Am rather tempted to create a new 'Star Wars Therapy.'

Never did quite destroy that Death Star.

Hmmm, destroying eh? Please have a seat on my couch. You have 50 minutes, so tell me...

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Hmmm, destroying eh? Please have a seat on my couch. You have 50 minutes, so tell me...

Well doctor, i have been diagnosed with 'Luke Skywalker Complex'. - I want to destroy my father and marry my sister.

I also have a deep down fear that we haven't yet seen the last of Jar Jar Binks...

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
'Colouring In therapy'. Heard about it? Disturbed about it?

Calling something a 'therapy' seems to allow adults to do something they haven't done since they were seven with absolutely no embarrassment.

When i was seven, i mostly played with my Star Wars figures. Am rather tempted to create a new 'Star Wars Therapy.'

Never did quite destroy that Death Star.

Recent anonymous post on Facebook:

"I've decided I don't want to be an adult any longer. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my blanket fort, coloring."

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Recent anonymous post on Facebook:

"I've decided I don't want to be an adult any longer. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my blanket fort, coloring."

That's a better attitude to it than pretending it's a therapy, anyway.

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
That's a better attitude to it than pretending it's a therapy, anyway.

Yes, on the surface it appears to contain an admittance of humorous adult denial.

unless i've got it so wrong i'm inside out,
therapy is nothing more than healing...

if taking an aspirin does not relieve yer headache, try caffeine...
if herbal remedies do not create the libido you wish, a different pharmaceutical will be available soon...
if doodling in a coloring book does not ease yer urge to set fire to the hair on bob's feet,
try xanex...
dance under the full moon (neked, if called for)...
howl...
that's right, howl...
exercise yer opinions in the forum of fools...
do math problems until yer blind...
run for miles, barefoot...
listen to the music of the slaughterhouse...

whatever may help you to heal the suffering you experience,

even a child's colouring book,

THAT is the pill you must take...