New Words List

Some to kick off:

coffee, n. the person upon whom one coughs.
flabbergasted, adj. appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
abdicate, v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
esplanade, v. to attempt an explanation while drunk.
willy-nilly, adj. impotent.
negligent, adj. absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
flatulence, n. emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

Perfunctory adj. ~ fleetingly exciting like a short snatch of K.C. & The Sunshine Band music.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Vivisection, noun. A part of a very drunken evening that remains strangely clear in the memory and involved live animals in some way.

Faranoid: heated paranoia

Countryside n. : the act of murdering Piers Morgan

Sticky adj. : like a stick

Bungee n. : the person being bribed

Cashtration: a. The outcome of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Crocodile - 'phoning somebody about some cups and saucers.

Hyena - an informal greeting to somebody called Ena.

Originally posted by Indonesia Phil
Hyena - an informal greeting to somebody called Ena.

Hijack

Similar to hyena.

Originally posted by JS357
Hijack

Similar to hyena.

Aloe Vera

ditto.

Cockadoodledoo, vb: to draw childish graffiti

Ignoranus: n. A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.