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    Some to kick off:

    coffee, n. the person upon whom one coughs.
    flabbergasted, adj. appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
    abdicate, v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
    esplanade, v. to attempt an explanation while drunk.
    willy-nilly, adj. impotent.
    negligent, adj. absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
    flatulence, n. emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
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    Perfunctory adj. ~ fleetingly exciting like a short snatch of K.C. & The Sunshine Band music.
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    Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
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    Vivisection, noun. A part of a very drunken evening that remains strangely clear in the memory and involved live animals in some way.
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    Faranoid: heated paranoia
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    Countryside n. : the act of murdering Piers Morgan
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    Sticky adj. : like a stick
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    Bungee n. : the person being bribed
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    Cashtration: a. The outcome of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
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    Crocodile - 'phoning somebody about some cups and saucers.
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    Hyena - an informal greeting to somebody called Ena.
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    Originally posted by Indonesia Phil
    Hyena - an informal greeting to somebody called Ena.
    Hijack

    Similar to hyena.
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    11 Oct '16 21:55
    Originally posted by JS357
    Hijack

    Similar to hyena.
    Aloe Vera

    ditto.
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    Cockadoodledoo, vb: to draw childish graffiti
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    Ignoranus: n. A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.
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