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I have just been scratching round for a cig and found some baccy that i didn't know i had. Then i realised that i have no papers or lighter. Nice. Does sany one else have a sob story???

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I have just been scratching round for a cig and found some baccy that i didn't know i had. Then i realised that i have no papers or lighter. Nice. Does sany one else have a sob story???
Yeah, just watch the anti smoking ads on tv.

STOP SMOKING

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Originally posted by trawets113
Yeah, just watch the anti smoking ads on tv.

STOP SMOKING
Poigniant. Very poigniant.

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Originally posted by trawets113
Yeah, just watch the anti smoking ads on tv.

STOP SMOKING
Yes, that was a very moving story. Thanks for sharing it with us.

:'(



Now where's my roll-up. Ah, there it is. Mmm that's better.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I have just been scratching round for a cig and found some baccy that i didn't know i had. Then i realised that i have no papers or lighter. Nice. Does sany one else have a sob story???
Can you make yourself a pipe from what you have on hand? Got any plumbing fittings for example?

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Originally posted by dweezil
Can you make yourself a pipe from what you have on hand? Got any plumbing fittings for example?
Unfortunately not. Good shout though, and thanks for your suggestion.

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Originally posted by dweezil
Can you make yourself a pipe from what you have on hand? Got any plumbing fittings for example?
So, are you suggesting he floods his place out for the sake of a good draw?

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Originally posted by Bowmann
So, are you suggesting he floods his place out for the sake of a good draw?
Maybe he is suggesting that i flood my neighbours. I kinda like his train of thought.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Maybe he is suggesting that i flood my neighbours. I kinda like his train of thought.
I know, let's flood this thread instead.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
I know, let's flood this thread instead.
And drown you. Yeah i like it. GURGLE GURGLE GURLEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I have just been scratching round for a cig and found some baccy that i didn't know i had. Then i realised that i have no papers or lighter. Nice. Does sany one else have a sob story???
Newspaper works in a pinch, just make sure it is fairly blank with no ink.

As far as a light goes, you gotta have a toaster for backup, don't you. Else heat up a stove element.

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Originally posted by trawets113
And drown you. Yeah i like it. GURGLE GURGLE GURLEEEEEEEEEEEE
Don't you call me a Gurlee!

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Don't you call me a Gurlee!
Im sorry that was uncalled for.

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Originally posted by dweezil
Newspaper works in a pinch, just make sure it is fairly blank with no ink.

As far as a light goes, you gotta have a toaster for backup, don't you. Else heat up a stove element.
Sounds like you've done time in Strangeways dude. I know i think I'll go to the all night garage at the bottom of our road.

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Originally posted by dweezil
Newspaper works in a pinch, just make sure it is fairly blank with no ink.

As far as a light goes, you gotta have a toaster for backup, don't you. Else heat up a stove element.
Desperate times call for...etc.

I remember once smoking tea because I ran out o' bacca.

Yes, that's right. TEA. I was never quite the same afterwards.

Can't remember which brand. PG Tips or Tetley most likely.

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