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with no chess over the last few days, i decided to turn to drink, so off i pop to my local supermarket for a box of superstrength liver melting cheepo beer, where im informed that they no longer sell booze to people under 30 without photo id!!!!! i have no passport, my driving licence is from the old days so it had no photo. i explained i was just over 30 and i explained my chessless situation, but no sympathy from mr supermarket man....................no chess...........no booze.........premenstrual wife.............whats a man to do???

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Dear Stellspalfie,

Many here share your pain and dilema. The answer is chocolate. Chocolate is always there for you, you will not be asked for ID and it is avalible in many many flavours.

I hope that helps.

AA
Agony Aunt

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Originally posted by yo its me
Dear [b]Stellspalfie,

Many here share your pain and dilema. The answer is chocolate. Chocolate is always there for you, you will not be asked for ID and it is avalible in many many flavours.

I hope that helps.

AA
Agony Aunt[/b]
You are a Godsend AA. What would RHP do without your insightful input into peoples (RHPrs) "problems"? Chocolate....who'd have thunk?
Thanks,
GBS

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Chocolate....who'd have thunk?
willy wonka?:o

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
You are a Godsend AA. What would RHP do without your insightful input into peoples (RHPrs) "problems"? Chocolate....who'd have thunk?
Thanks,
GBS
Agony Aunt is here to help GBS. Any dilema, large or ickkle, just ask.

😛

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Originally posted by yo its me
Agony Aunt is here to help GBS. Any dilema, large or ickkle, just ask.

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Well actually now that you mention it I am having a tough time trying to understand why it is some people say that they"don't like something" when in actual fact they have never tried it, be it food or whatever. Can you explain to me why that is?
Thanking you in advance, I remain yours,
GBS

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Dear GBS,

It accuers to me that maybe they say they don't like it becasue they know themselves to be not wanting the change. Change is a scarry thing. You could ask why they are affraid to try or what they dislike about it. Sit them down with a cup of tea and your sympathy.

Wishing you the best,
AA
Agony Aunt

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Originally posted by yo its me
Dear [b]GBS,

It accuers to me that maybe they say they don't like it becasue they know themselves to be not wanting the change. Change is a scarry thing. You could ask why they are affraid to try or what they dislike about it. Sit them down with a cup of tea and your sympathy.

Wishing you the best,
AA
Agony Aunt[/b]
What does accuers mean? I don't have the largest vocab so this could be a new one.

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Originally posted by tomtom232
What does accuers mean? I don't have the largest vocab so this could be a new one.
Haha!!

Give me a second and I'll go find my dictionary for you dear.

AA here to help

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Originally posted by tomtom232
What does accuers mean? I don't have the largest vocab so this could be a new one.
My spelling is so terrible. I can't find it in the dictionary!

Hummm...perhaps I made that word up?


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Oh well! I guess I'm anooting! 🙂

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Originally posted by yo its me
My spelling is so terrible. I can't find it in the dictionary!

Hummm...perhaps I made that word up?


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Oh well! I guess I'm anooting! 🙂
Technically, in that first sentence, so is not grammatically acceptable. Very would be a good substitute. 😉 😛

I think the word you were looking for is occur. 🙂

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Originally posted by tomtom232
Technically, in that first sentence, "so" is not grammatically acceptable. Very would be a good substitute. 😉 😛

I think the word you were looking for is occur. 🙂
Occur! Yes, that would be it, thanks.
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Originally posted by yo its me
Occur! Yes, that would be it, thanks.
🙂
It is not a problem, not a problem at all. 🙂


EDIT: I just like getting smilies from women. 😀

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
with no chess over the last few days, i decided to turn to drink, so off i pop to my local supermarket for a box of superstrength liver melting cheepo beer, where im informed that they no longer sell booze to people under 30 without photo id!!!!! i have no passport, my driving licence is from the old days so it had no photo. i explained i was just over ...[text shortened]... ..........no chess...........no booze.........premenstrual wife.............whats a man to do???
drink rubbing alcohol...

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