22 Oct '15 20:44>
so i'm gonna have to tell you myself...
Originally posted by rookie54Oops!
have you ever been texting a good friend, or, a significant other,
you get this urge to type something just a tad offbeat and obscure and even slightly offensive,
as yer typing you laugh to yerself at yer cleverness at bringing joy to someone's dreary day,
as you tap send, yer phone refuses to acknowledge yer finger as an adequate si ...[text shortened]... afternoon,
hunted like a dog tomorrow morning,
and in a pauper's grave by tomorrow evening...