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look...i am back mama....you tried to leave me in the bering sea but i have found my way home...shall i call the authorities and tell them what you did ?

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Originally posted by reinfeld
look...i am back mama....you tried to leave me in the bering sea but i have found my way home...shall i call the authorities and tell them what you did ?
a fish with a whale mama?



were you adopted?

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i am a baby whale...i don't think i was adopted. nordlys left me in the bering sea at about 4 months. it was the night nordlys was slapping my dad around alot ( i could not hear much over his moaning and the closed closet door nordlys had locked me in ) but i heard my dad say to nordlys "you mother [ could not make out a fews words after that ]
and then when nordlys pushed my dad out of the kelp bed nordlys told
me we were going to go get some haddock dessert and the next thing i recall nordlys was whaling away even though my pitiful cries could be heard for 12 kilometers...now i am back to find dad and deal with "mother"...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
i am a baby whale...i don't think i was adopted. nordlys left me in the bering sea at about 4 months. it was the night nordlys was slapping my dad around alot ( i could not hear much over his moaning and the closed closet door nordlys had locked me in ) but i heard my dad say to nordlys "you mother [ could not make out a fews words after that ]
and then ...[text shortened]... cries could be heard for 12 kilometers...now i am back to find dad and deal with "mother"...
Well as it turned out your "daddy" was harpooned by a Japanese & Russian trawler at the same time (after being tossed out of the kelpbed by your mother.) the couldn't come to an agreement as to which had hit first and the resulting "tug-of-war" left him in pieces but I think Nordlys hdoes have an old photo of him so perhaps if you ask nicely she'll show it to you. As for dealing with your Mom....good luck .

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..sniff..sniff...but as to mom..she will figure something out...she always told me she knew what to do with me...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..sniff..sniff...but as to mom..she will figure something out...she always told me she knew what to do with me...
Blackened I belive was how she put it...yes that was it , blackened.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
even though my pitiful cries could be heard for 12 kilometers...
only 12? thats not really normal, maybe thats why ur mommy locked you up:p

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Originally posted by reinfeld
look...i am back mama....you tried to leave me in the bering sea but i have found my way home...shall i call the authorities and tell them what you did ?
Wait - you are the aborted viola-playing fetus? You survived? Do you still play the viola?

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no...viola hammersmith ( who lived down the block ) has moved away...i don't play the viola anymore.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
look...i am back mama....you tried to leave me in the bering sea but i have found my way home...shall i call the authorities and tell them what you did ?
Tell them how she beat you with her ruler 😛.

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Well you know what they say about lost Nordlys child whales and tupperwear..... they both like a tight seal 🙂-

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Isn't this thread a tiny bit......strange?

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Originally posted by divegeester
Isn't this thread a tiny bit......strange?
It's a thread started by reinfeld. What did you expect? 🙂

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Originally posted by reinfeld
look...i am back mama....you tried to leave me in the bering sea but i have found my way home...shall i call the authorities and tell them what you did ?
Yes, call the authorities.. they should man the harpoons!

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