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What is the fascination with Chuck Norris all about these days? My eighth grade class brings him up alot.

Although there was a good line they mentioned:

Every night before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

LOL, but I just don't get why the kids are talking about him all the time, I thought he was done. Anyone have a clue?

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He's dead, Jim.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
What is the fascination with Chuck Norris all about these days? My eighth grade class brings him up alot.

Although there was a good line they mentioned:

Every night before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

LOL, but I just don't get why the kids are talking about him all the time, I thought he was done. Anyone have a clue?
You may have reopened a can of worms here with this one.

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Originally posted by asromacalcio
You may have reopened a can of worms here with this one.
(shhhhhhh, that was part of the plan) sorry, i just ripped your other new thread, all in good humor 😛

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Originally posted by PocketKings
(shhhhhhh, that was part of the plan) sorry, i just ripped your other new thread, all in good humor 😛
OK, but I think you were making a valid point anyway, so thanks for the tip.

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I will post a link as the main body of text gets removed before I can post.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris/Facts

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Originally posted by PocketKings
What is the fascination with Chuck Norris all about these days? My eighth grade class brings him up alot.

Although there was a good line they mentioned:

Every night before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

LOL, but I just don't get why the kids are talking about him all the time, I thought he was done. Anyone have a clue?
My 13 year old son comes home from school with jokes about him.
The same kinda stuff previous posted in rhp.

So I ask him what started he and his schoolmates to talking about
Chuck Norris and he says "Chuck Norris is so bad he can slam a
revolving door" ...kids.

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Originally posted by xs
My 13 year old son comes home from school with jokes about him.
The same kinda stuff previous posted in rhp.

So I ask him what started he and his schoolmates to talking about
Chuck Norris and he says "Chuck Norris is so bad he can slam a
revolving door" ...kids.
Chuck Norris eats rubiks cubes and crap them out solved.

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Chuck Norris farted once and blew the Eiffel Tower from Paris off into the English Channel.

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Originally posted by General Putzer
Chuck Norris farted once and blew the Eiffel Tower from Paris off into the English Channel.
When Chuck Norris was born the doctor tried to slap his bum but Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him.

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Adult swim shows a Chuck Norris cartoon... I was up feeding the kid super early and discovered this.

There was some group of super hero type asians fighting bad guys in the future, and they depended on Norris to 'save the day'.

They also had trained Dolphins, so I was even more confused.

They were sneaking into a bad guys hideout, and I guess the animation was supposed to be them on tip-toe. They really looked like they were all drunk.

It was so bad, they were sneaking in broad daylight right in front of a guard who said something like, "who's that!"

Come on, the hall was like 30 feet wide and bright as day... and they were tip toe right up to the guards...

Everyone started fighting.

Chuck won, and at the end of the cartoon it was him in real life talking about how they worked as a team, and never gave up. It was just as fake and cheesey as the cartoon it self.

I hope to catch it again.

P-

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil in return for expert karate skills. When he got them he roundhoused the devil and took his soul back. The Devil couldn't believe the irony and Chuck Norris and the Devil now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.