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Jack Bauer versus Chuck Norris? I would find that one very difficult to call.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
LOL, but I just don't get why the kids are talking about him all the time, I thought he was done. Anyone have a clue?
I think it might have started when conan o'brien started doing walker texas ranger -jokes...

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Originally posted by PocketKings
What is the fascination with Chuck Norris all about these days? My eighth grade class brings him up alot.

Although there was a good line they mentioned:

Every night before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

LOL, but I just don't get why the kids are talking about him all the time, I thought he was done. Anyone have a clue?
Its cuz they never knew of Charles (Chuck) Bronson. Now there is a dude who can lay down the hurtin. chuck norris is a sissy.


RTh

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Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
Its cuz they never knew of Charles (Chuck) Bronson. Now there is a dude who can lay down the hurtin. chuck norris is a sissy.


RTh
Now there was a tough dude!

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Charles Bronson it is, certainly, the real deal 😵

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Now there was a tough dude!
Describing Charles Bronson in the past simple? Do I take it I missed his entry on the obituaries page or do some of us need grammar lessons?

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Originally posted by Amaurote
Jack Bauer versus Chuck Norris? I would find that one very difficult to call.
Chuck Norris vs David Hasselhoff. Deadly roundhouse vs deadly Speedo.


Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. That afternoon.

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Originally posted by asromacalcio
Describing Charles Bronson in the past simple? Do I take it I missed his entry on the obituaries page or do some of us need grammar lessons?
Yeah Mr. Bronson passed away several years ago

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Originally posted by asromacalcio
Describing Charles Bronson in the past simple? Do I take it I missed his entry on the obituaries page or do some of us need grammar lessons?
Decaying for over two and a half years already: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000314/

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Every generation seems to have a great, the sad thing is i dont think the kids of tomorrow will have one in the future to come. Unless they end up stuck with actors that are all talk no action such The Rock.

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Chuck Norris vs David Hasselhoff. Deadly roundhouse vs deadly Speedo.


Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
It is close. Normally I would say Jack Bauer, but this season Jack has taken to wearing girls' jeans and carrying a handbag, so (like Jack) I'm more equivocal.

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I thought it was hypocritically funny when Chuck Norris complained that there was too much violence on TV!😕

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Originally posted by Nordlys
He's dead, Jim.
Surely that should be


It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.