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Norway must be stopped!

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Norway has 7 Olympic medals. There's several countries tied for second place with 3. At this pace Norway will conquer the world. They must be stopped at all costs! We need to bring Tanya Harding out of retirement to cripple their skaters.

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Norway have already been cheated of a gold, Kari Traa should have won the gold in the women's mogul skiing ... she was miles better than the rest of the field

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Originally posted by rwingett
Norway has 7 Olympic medals. There's several countries tied for second place with 3. At this pace Norway will conquer the world. They must be stopped at all costs! We need to bring Tanya Harding out of retirement to cripple their skaters.
Ha ha! That reminds me of Knut Nærum's book "Krig!" ("War!" ). It starts out with the World Championship in skating, where a Norwegian skater falls and pulls the Dutch skater who is about to win down with him, and it eventually leads to Norway declaring war towards The Netherlands. A hilarious and thought-provoking satire, which unfortunately hasn't been translated to English (there's only a Dutch translation).

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The Dutchies unfortunately will stay at the current number of three, me thinks. If it were not for skating, they would stay at 0.

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For Aiko (and any other Dutch-speaking people): http://www.noorwegen.org/index.php/foto_en_media/boeken/glad_ijs
It seems that there is a film planned, too.

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Originally posted by Siskin
Norway have already been cheated of a gold, Kari Traa should have won the gold in the women's mogul skiing ... she was miles better than the rest of the field
You're not wrong there, that was a disgraceful decision, she was a bronze at best, long live Norway!

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The only medal that matters: Men's Hockey

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Originally posted by Nordlys
For Aiko (and any other Dutch-speaking people): http://www.noorwegen.org/index.php/foto_en_media/boeken/glad_ijs
It seems that there is a film planned, too.
What do you expect from a corrupt government that is set on taking over the world!? 😕

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Originally posted by arrakis
What do you expect from a corrupt government that is set on taking over the world!? 😕
Huh? Are you talking about Norway or The Netherlands? I didn't know either of them were set on taking over the world.

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Originally posted by darvlay
The only medal that matters: Men's Hockey
I second that.

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Originally posted by darvlay
The only medal that matters: Men's Hockey
The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!

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Originally posted by darvlay
The only medal that matters: Men's Hockey
I understand the Canadian Women's hockey team were crushing a few opponents. 16-0 against Italy? What was it today, 10-0 against Russia?

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Originally posted by rwingett
I understand the Canadian Women's hockey team were crushing a few opponents. 16-0 against Italy? What was it today, 10-0 against Russia?
Yeah, they're holding back a bit until the next round.

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Originally posted by rwingett
Norway has 7 Olympic medals. There's several countries tied for second place with 3. At this pace Norway will conquer the world. They must be stopped at all costs! We need to bring Tanya Harding out of retirement to cripple their skaters.
They have eight now, but USA are in first place as they have 3 golds. That's how the tables work.

And the USA is far more likely to take over the world. 😉

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Damn right!! I think they should apologise before the Danes!!