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The Scream, the famous painting by arist Edvard Munch, has been stolen from a museum in Oslo. Three armed men entered the museum, yanked the painting off the wall, and drove away in a waiting car. This might not be so bad, but it's the second time in ten years that it's been stolen. In ten years the Norwegians couldn't come up with better security precautions than simply attaching the painting to the wall by wires, which were easily broken? Excuse me, but I think the Norwegians are plainly incompetent. It's high time the U.S. installed an interem government in Norway until these roving bands of art thieves are brought under control. Halliburton could be contracted to provide security for a nominal fee. Then those impoverished and oppressed Norwegians would get a taste of freedom American style! Maybe then we can turn that Norwegian Scream into a nice, big American Smile. Yee-ha!

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This is horrid. It's one of my favorite classical paintings, maybe I can buy it on ebay now though.

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Originally posted by Nyxie
This is horrid. It's one of my favorite classical paintings, maybe I can buy it on ebay now though.
You'll have to beat my bid. Only 15 minutes remaining.

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Originally posted by rwingett
You'll have to beat my bid. Only 15 minutes remaining.
here's hoping you don't have a t1 line.

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Originally posted by Nyxie
here's hoping you don't have a t1 line.
lol!

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Estimated price of the masterpiece is ~$100.000.000. You got money, guys!:-)

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100.000.000, a hundred? sure, and what do you mean guys?

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Originally posted by Nyxie
100.000.000, a hundred? sure, and what do you mean guys?
& gals!😵

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It's not the same Scream as was stolen 10 years ago - there are multiple versions.

What I think is truly stupid is stealing it. It would have to be right up there as one of the most famous paintings as all time, how on earth do they think they're going to offload it?

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Originally posted by orfeo
It's not the same Scream as was stolen 10 years ago - there are multiple versions.

What I think is truly stupid is stealing it. It would have to be right up there as one of the most famous paintings as all time, how on earth do they think they're going to offload it?
Any work of art that is extremely valuable and well known, is not going to be stolen on "spec". A buyer would already have to be known. There are plenty of extremely wealthy, extremely egotistical people in the world that would be totally satisfied just with knowing that they possessed a great treasure.

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Originally posted by bekieke
Any work of art that is extremely valuable and well known, is not going to be stolen on "spec". A buyer would already have to be known. There are plenty of extremely wealthy, extremely egotistical people in the world that would be totally satisfied just with knowing that they possessed a great treasure.
I saw that movie too 🙂

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I have a coffe cup with the painting on it.

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I have a coffe cup with the painting on it.
GET HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It's enough to make you SCREAM.

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