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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing so his friend calls 911. "My friend is dead! What should I do?"
The operator replies, "Calm down sir, first make sure that he's really dead."
There's a silence, then a loud bang.
Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, no what?"

Sergeant : I didn't see you at my camouflage class this morning Smithers.

Smithers : Thank you Sir.

Terrible joke alert:

How does a cow become invisible?

Through camooflage.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Terrible joke alert:

How does a cow become invisible?

Through camooflage.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Terrible joke alert:

How does a cow become invisible?

Through camooflage.

@very-rusty said
Someone must have really disliked it obviously if it got an alert.

I am very surprised you didn't blame me for alerting it! 😛 😉

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I didn't see any alert.

Was it an invisible alert?

@neilarini said
Perhaps the alert watched the clip and is successfully not being seen.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I didn't see any alert.

Was it an invisible alert?

@very-rusty said
IN your own words goad
Terrible joke alert:

How does a cow become invisible?

Or were you trying a shot at humor? 😉

-VR

@suzianne said
English is totally lost on you, isn't it?

@very-rusty said
IN your own words goad
Terrible joke alert:

How does a cow become invisible?

Or were you trying a shot at humor? 😉

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I was giving the thread a warning/alert that a bad joke was to follow.

Happy to clarify. Now, did you see an invisible cow?

This made me laugh so much that the cat abandoned my lap in protest.

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