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Ghost of a Duke

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yo its me
Yo! Its been

Me, all along

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing so his friend calls 911. "My friend is dead! What should I do?"
The operator replies, "Calm down sir, first make sure that he's really dead."
There's a silence, then a loud bang.
Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, no what?"

The Gravedigger
Jack Torrance

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Sergeant : I didn't see you at my camouflage class this morning Smithers.

Smithers : Thank you Sir.

Ghost of a Duke

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Terrible joke alert:

How does a cow become invisible?

Through camooflage.

Shallow Blue

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Terrible joke alert:

How does a cow become invisible?

Through camooflage.
That's just silly. I've never seen a camooflaged cow in my life.

Very Rusty
Treat Everyone Equal

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Terrible joke alert:

How does a cow become invisible?

Through camooflage.
Someone must have really disliked it obviously if it got an alert.

I am very surprised you didn't blame me for alerting it! 😛 😉

-VR

Ghost of a Duke

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@very-rusty said
Someone must have really disliked it obviously if it got an alert.

I am very surprised you didn't blame me for alerting it! 😛 😉

-VR
I didn't see any alert.

Was it an invisible alert?

fourfivesix

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
I didn't see any alert.

Was it an invisible alert?
Perhaps the alert watched the clip and is successfully not being seen.

Ghost of a Duke

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@neilarini said
Perhaps the alert watched the clip and is successfully not being seen.
"Is everything rendered invisible in this thread?" asked the Ghost, rushing to fetch his electric bill.

Very Rusty
Treat Everyone Equal

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
I didn't see any alert.

Was it an invisible alert?
IN your own words goad
Terrible joke alert:

How does a cow become invisible?

Or were you trying a shot at humor? 😉

-VR

Suzianne
Misfit Queen

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@very-rusty said
IN your own words goad
Terrible joke alert:

How does a cow become invisible?

Or were you trying a shot at humor? 😉

-VR
English is totally lost on you, isn't it?

Very Rusty
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@suzianne said
English is totally lost on you, isn't it?
OH that is what it was suppose to be.

Thank you kindly for your helpful words Suzie Q!! 😉 😛

-VR

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@very-rusty said
IN your own words goad
Terrible joke alert:

How does a cow become invisible?

Or were you trying a shot at humor? 😉

-VR
I was giving the thread a warning/alert that a bad joke was to follow.

Happy to clarify. Now, did you see an invisible cow?

Very Rusty
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@ghost-of-a-duke said
I was giving the thread a warning/alert that a bad joke was to follow.

Happy to clarify. Now, did you see an invisible cow?
Are you talking about the one in your imagination goad?

Of course I wouldn't be able to see that one! 😛 😉

I wasn't suppose to actually look at the video was I? 😉

-VR

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This made me laugh so much that the cat abandoned my lap in protest.




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