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  1. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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  2. Standard memberyo its me
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    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing so his friend calls 911. "My friend is dead! What should I do?"
    The operator replies, "Calm down sir, first make sure that he's really dead."
    There's a silence, then a loud bang.
    Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, no what?"
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    Sergeant : I didn't see you at my camouflage class this morning Smithers.

    Smithers : Thank you Sir.
  4. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    13 Jan '21 21:05
    Terrible joke alert:

    How does a cow become invisible?

    Through camooflage.
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    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    Terrible joke alert:

    How does a cow become invisible?

    Through camooflage.
    That's just silly. I've never seen a camooflaged cow in my life.
  6. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    Terrible joke alert:

    How does a cow become invisible?

    Through camooflage.
    Someone must have really disliked it obviously if it got an alert.

    I am very surprised you didn't blame me for alerting it! 😛 😉

    -VR
  7. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    @very-rusty said
    Someone must have really disliked it obviously if it got an alert.

    I am very surprised you didn't blame me for alerting it! 😛 😉

    -VR
    I didn't see any alert.

    Was it an invisible alert?
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    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    I didn't see any alert.

    Was it an invisible alert?
    Perhaps the alert watched the clip and is successfully not being seen.
  9. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    @neilarini said
    Perhaps the alert watched the clip and is successfully not being seen.
    "Is everything rendered invisible in this thread?" asked the Ghost, rushing to fetch his electric bill.
  10. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    I didn't see any alert.

    Was it an invisible alert?
    IN your own words goad
    Terrible joke alert:

    How does a cow become invisible?

    Or were you trying a shot at humor? 😉

    -VR
  11. SubscriberSuzianne
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    @very-rusty said
    IN your own words goad
    Terrible joke alert:

    How does a cow become invisible?

    Or were you trying a shot at humor? 😉

    -VR
    English is totally lost on you, isn't it?
  12. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    @suzianne said
    English is totally lost on you, isn't it?
    OH that is what it was suppose to be.

    Thank you kindly for your helpful words Suzie Q!! 😉 😛

    -VR
  13. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    @very-rusty said
    IN your own words goad
    Terrible joke alert:

    How does a cow become invisible?

    Or were you trying a shot at humor? 😉

    -VR
    I was giving the thread a warning/alert that a bad joke was to follow.

    Happy to clarify. Now, did you see an invisible cow?
  14. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    I was giving the thread a warning/alert that a bad joke was to follow.

    Happy to clarify. Now, did you see an invisible cow?
    Are you talking about the one in your imagination goad?

    Of course I wouldn't be able to see that one! 😛 😉

    I wasn't suppose to actually look at the video was I? 😉

    -VR
  15. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    14 Jan '21 15:471 edit
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