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Now this is dumb.....

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I have a friend who ironed a blouse while she was wearing it........

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i know a friend who cut his jeans in to shorts while whern' them.. with a break away... and cut the bejesus outa his leg... oh wait.. that was me.. dumb a$$...🙄

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I have a friend who ironed a blouse while she was wearing it........
WOW! That must be why they started putting all those stupid labels on things... like DO NOT IRON WHILE WEARING and for knives, KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

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Originally posted by arrakis
WOW! That must be why they started putting all those stupid labels on things... like DO NOT IRON WHILE WEARING and for knives, KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
My favorite ever warning label:
On a packet of salted peanuts "This product may contain nuts".
What do you mean "may"? If it didn't there'd be trouble!

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I have a friend who ironed a blouse while she was wearing it........
Next she will be trying to wash them by wearing them.

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Originally posted by Toe
My favorite ever warning label:
On a packet of salted peanuts "This product may contain nuts".
What do you mean "may"? If it didn't there'd be trouble!
Or, Do not stop chainsaw with genitals.

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Originally posted by Alcra
Or, Do not stop chainsaw with genitals.

After the first couple of tries you soon learn.

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Originally posted by trawets113
After the first couple of tries you soon learn.
Two men are working in a lumber mill. Suddenly the one man screams. The other man runs up to him and says "What happened? Are you alright?". The second man says "I just cut by hand off!". "How?" says the first man. "I just touched this thing here... F@#k, there goes the other one!"

ba da bing!

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Originally posted by Alcra
Two men are working in a lumber mill. Suddenly the one man screams. The other man runs up to him and says "What happened? Are you alright?". The second man says "I just cut by hand off!". "How?" says the first man. "I just touched this thing here... F@#k, there goes the other one!"

ba da bing!

The other bloke could have given him a hand.

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Originally posted by Toe
My favorite ever warning label:
On a packet of salted peanuts "This product may contain nuts".
What do you mean "may"? If it didn't there'd be trouble!
I bought some baby clothes from M&S that had a label which said "Warning: In the interests of safety, please keep child away from flames" 🙄

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Originally posted by Toe
My favorite ever warning label:
On a packet of salted peanuts "This product may contain nuts".
What do you mean "may"? If it didn't there'd be trouble!
I once bought some quite cheap OJ and it said on the packet, "This product is suitable for vegetarians", how cheap do you think the OJ has to be before it ISN'T suitable for veggies?

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My son brought a hand out home from school . It was for "PARRTY" . Which stands for Prevent Alcohol and Risk Related Trama in Youth . It was for a audio-visual presentation on car crashes to show them the consiquences of drinking and driving . Here was the funny part :

"During the presentations the students will view slides of actual crash scenes and the injured patients . Some of the scenes are quite graphic .
The students are asked to bring a lunch ."

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I like the warning on the plastic bottle of dr pepper.

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Originally posted by Nyxie
I like the warning on the plastic bottle of dr pepper.
"Contents under pressure, handle with care"?

They haven't seen my bottle rockets yet.

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
"Contents under pressure, handle with care"?

They haven't seen my bottle rockets yet.
something like that plus, "cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury"...etc.

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