Originally posted by arrakisMy favorite ever warning label:
WOW! That must be why they started putting all those stupid labels on things... like DO NOT IRON WHILE WEARING and for knives, KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
On a packet of salted peanuts "This product may contain nuts".
What do you mean "may"? If it didn't there'd be trouble!
Originally posted by trawets113Two men are working in a lumber mill. Suddenly the one man screams. The other man runs up to him and says "What happened? Are you alright?". The second man says "I just cut by hand off!". "How?" says the first man. "I just touched this thing here... F@#k, there goes the other one!"
After the first couple of tries you soon learn.
ba da bing!
Originally posted by AlcraThe other bloke could have given him a hand.
Two men are working in a lumber mill. Suddenly the one man screams. The other man runs up to him and says "What happened? Are you alright?". The second man says "I just cut by hand off!". "How?" says the first man. "I just touched this thing here... F@#k, there goes the other one!"
ba da bing!
Originally posted by ToeI bought some baby clothes from M&S that had a label which said "Warning: In the interests of safety, please keep child away from flames" 🙄
My favorite ever warning label:
On a packet of salted peanuts "This product may contain nuts".
What do you mean "may"? If it didn't there'd be trouble!
Originally posted by ToeI once bought some quite cheap OJ and it said on the packet, "This product is suitable for vegetarians", how cheap do you think the OJ has to be before it ISN'T suitable for veggies?
My favorite ever warning label:
On a packet of salted peanuts "This product may contain nuts".
What do you mean "may"? If it didn't there'd be trouble!
My son brought a hand out home from school . It was for "PARRTY" . Which stands for Prevent Alcohol and Risk Related Trama in Youth . It was for a audio-visual presentation on car crashes to show them the consiquences of drinking and driving . Here was the funny part :
"During the presentations the students will view slides of actual crash scenes and the injured patients . Some of the scenes are quite graphic .
The students are asked to bring a lunch ."