Numpty mods 2025

Not that any of us will actually survive until 2025, but in case we do, please consider getting your malleable proto-children some kind of economic-genius mods first, after which any other mods will presumably be more easily affordable than otherwise.

TBH, you will probably continue to live in a stratified society anyway, so maybe it might be better to spend that money on groceries or whatever, even if upper-class mod-snobs call you retrograde normies.

a prominent ophthalmologic surgeon in ft worth is designing (has already designed) a "cybereyeball" to replace olde worn out human eyeballs with a plug and play interface
i'm due to get my left eye done towards the end of 2023 (october/november) and will only have the basic set of operational tools
depth of field, zoom lense, laser targeting
i understand the cadillac of eyeballs will have infrared capabilities and perhaps even a flamethrower, but i'm much to cheap to spring for the fancy stuff

it's gonna be bright emerald green

@rookie54

Will it be independently steerable? I mean, will you be able to look both ways at once? Seems like it would be a useful feature when crossing the street.

@moonbus

I'm cheap and robot eyes are expensive so I'll just use my neck to look both ways.
Ironically, I have been hit by a car so....