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Nursery rhymes...revisited

Nursery rhymes...revisited

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Row..., row..., row your boat...
Gently... down... the stream.........
Merrily..., merrily..., merrily....merrily...
Life...is...but...a...dream......................


Happy New Year to ALL! ***

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Ditto!

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Little Boy Blue...he needed the money.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with $2.50.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe,
She had so many kids her uterus fell out.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Little Boy Blue...he needed the money.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with $2.50.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe,
She had so many kids her uterus fell out.
Do you do that in your Vegas act?

UCK!

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Do you do that in your Vegas act?

UCK!
Even Vagas woudnt stoop that low as to book him.

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Originally posted by phil nutley
Even Vagas woudnt stoop that low as to book him.
They couldn't afford him.

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Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread

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Eine kleine Dickmadam
fuhr mal mit der Eisenbahn
Eisenbahn die krachte
Dickmadam die lachte.

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Originally posted by moveitgudt
Row..., row..., row your boat...
Gently... down... the stream.........
Merrily..., merrily..., merrily....merrily...
Life...is...but...a...dream......................


Happy New Year to ALL! ***
Ro, ro, ro din båt,
Ta din åre fatt!
Vuggende, vuggende, vuggende, vuggende
Over Kattegatt.

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Ring around the roses
a pocket full of posies
ashes ashes
we all fall down
(it's about the black plague of the 14th century)

Rub a dub dub
Three men in a tub
(I don't even want to think about where that's going)

Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb
Little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
(the Birth of Jesus, of course - soon to be followed by the sacrificial lamb)

Mary Mary
Quite contrary
How does your garden grow
(the imprisoned and murdered Mary, Queen of Scots)

Do I have any of these wrong? Let's change the subject.

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Originally posted by coquette
Ring around the roses
a pocket full of posies
ashes ashes
we all fall down
(it's about the black plague of the 14th century)

Rub a dub dub
Three men in a tub
(I don't even want to think about where that's going)

Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb
Little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
(the Birth of Jesus, of course - soon to be followed by the s ...[text shortened]... nd murdered Mary, Queen of Scots)

Do I have any of these wrong? Let's change the subject.
Mary had a little lamb.
She thought it quite so silly.
She threw it up
In the air
And caught it by it's.....
Willie was a guard dog
Sitting by a fence.
Along came a bee
and stung him up the.....
Asssk no questions.
Tell no lies.
This is the end
Of the nursery ryhmes.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Little Boy Blue...he needed the money.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with $2.50.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe,
She had so many kids her uterus fell out.
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