Originally posted by @moonbus...mice, tucked away for a rainy day.
... Trump has sufficient funds to cover it.
A cat has 9 ...
If it sounds too good to be true...
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke...have yer hearing checked immediately by a trained professional.
...mice, tucked away for a rainy day.
If it sounds too good to be true...
walk lightly...
Originally posted by @rookie54...fill yourself up with helium.
...have yer hearing checked immediately by a trained professional.
walk lightly...
Life is a rollercoaster...
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke...don't get decapitated.
...fill yourself up with helium.
Life is a rollercoaster...
drive a wooden stake through his...
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Originally posted by @wolfe63...you become a sourpuss.
...heirloom tomato vines, before they sag.
When life serves you a bunch of lemons...
It's an empty can that makes...
Originally posted by @great-big-steesAmeri-cans (not my joke - heard it many decades ago in Speakers' Corner, Hyde Park)
...you become a sourpuss.
It's an empty can that makes...
Keep your friends close...
Originally posted by @moonbus...is the same guy who doesn't get it, as last time.
... and your family at arm’s length.
He who laughs last, ...
Does your chewing gum...
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Originally posted by @wolfe63..Wild Slide.
...know where your tongue's been?
Take a ride on the...
If you pay peanuts...
Originally posted by @great-big-stees... don’t expect to get Chateau Lafite.
..Wild Slide.
If you pay peanuts...
What goes up, ...
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Originally posted by @moonbus...defies gravity.
... don’t expect to get Chateau Lafite.
What goes up, ...
You win some, you...
Originally posted by @great-big-stees... blame the rest on the incompetent nitwits around you.
...defies gravity.
You win some, you...
Do not immerse in ...
Originally posted by @moonbus...too meeny martoonies.
... blame the rest on the incompetent nitwits around you.
Do not immerse in ...
For prevention of...