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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
the marks left.

After a storm comes...
... the rake leaves the shed.

Stuck in the middle with...

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Originally posted by @wolfe63
... the rake leaves the shed.

Stuck in the middle with...
a chocolate "wafer" on either side.

A volunteer is worth twenty...

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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
a chocolate "wafer" on either side.

A volunteer is worth twenty...
... conscripts during battle.

Take a walk on...

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Originally posted by @wolfe63
... conscripts during battle.

Take a walk on...
...the mild side.

obey all...

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Originally posted by @rookie54
...the mild side.

obey all...
...the rules. Miss all of the fun.

How much rock would a rockchuck chuck...

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Originally posted by @mudfinger
...the rules. Miss all of the fun.

How much rock would a rockchuck chuck...
... if you gave him a squirt of WD-40?

Be nice to everyone on your way up, because ...

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Originally posted by @moonbus
... if you gave him a squirt of WD-40?

Be nice to everyone on your way up, because ...
...you never know who's arse you'll have to kiss on the way down.

Three strikes and...

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Originally posted by @mudfinger
...you never know who's arse you'll have to kiss on the way down.

Three strikes and...
... you’re on the way to bowling a perfect game.

When in Rome, ...

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Originally posted by @moonbus
... you’re on the way to bowling a perfect game.

When in Rome, ...
...pretend you want to take a selfie with a member of the carabinierii, then forcibly relieve him of his Beretta semiautomatic pistol.

When the moon hits your...

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Originally posted by @js357
...pretend you want to take a selfie with a member of the carabinierii, then forcibly relieve him of his Beretta semiautomatic pistol.

When the moon hits your...
... eye like a big ...

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Originally posted by @moonbus
... eye like a big ...
...badly done smokey makeup and you...

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Originally posted by @rookie54
...badly done smokey makeup and you...
... bend over in the shower to get the bar of soap ...

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Originally posted by @moonbus
... bend over in the shower to get the bar of soap ...
..forgetting that it's a prison.

Measure twice, cut...

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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
..forgetting that it's a prison.

Measure twice, cut...
out the middleman.

The way to a man’s heart is ...

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Originally posted by @moonbus
out the middleman.

The way to a man’s heart is ...
...through his sternum.

Dead men tell no...