Objects in mirror...

@rookie54 said
...poorly written joke for God to use on stage.

if i'm not forced to, i won't...

eat Lima beans.


Let them eat...

@great-big-stees said
eat Lima beans.


Let them eat...

...as much salami as they like.

Do not cut below this...

@wolfe63 said
...as much salami as they like.

Do not cut below this...

or else.


Have you seen the...

@great-big-stees said
or else.


Have you seen the...

...mistletoe?
It fills the night with kisses.
Have you seen the bright new star?
It fills your heart with wishes.
Have you seen the candlelight?
It shines from every window.
Have you seen the moon above?
It lights the sky in silver.

Black is the color of my true love's...

(Credits: Enya, Nina Simone version of traditional)

@js357 said
...mistletoe?
It fills the night with kisses.
Have you seen the bright new star?
It fills your heart with wishes.
Have you seen the candlelight?
It shines from every window.
Have you seen the moon above?
It lights the sky in silver.

Black is the color of my true love's...

(Credits: Enya, Nina Simone version of traditional)

...nail polish.

emo is cool,
goth is better...
it's hard to choose which girl is...

@rookie54 said
...nail polish.

emo is cool,
goth is better...
it's hard to choose which girl is...

"hotter".

Like a bird a the...

@great-big-stees said
"hotter".

Like a bird a the...

...huh?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a...

@js357 said
...huh?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a...

Oooops typo. Was supposed to be "on" not "a"



🙁

wussy.

You're a better man than I...

@great-big-stees said


You're a better man than I...

used to be.

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ...

@moonbus said
used to be.

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ...

...false teeth and hearing aids.

Take a good look in the...

@wolfe63 said
...false teeth and hearing aids.

Take a good look in the...

vault because it's gone.

Hear ye, Hear ye...

@great-big-stees said
vault because it's gone.

Hear ye, Hear ye...

I bring tidings...

Can anyone explain...

@torunn said
I bring tidings...

Can anyone explain...

why, when I try to do electrical work around the house, I always get a shock?

There, but for...

@great-big-stees said
why, when I try to do electrical work around the house, I always get a shock?

There, but for...

... the state of my shorts, I'd be open to current potential.

Drink the Electric Kool Aid, not the...

@wolfe63 said
... the state of my shorts, I'd be open to current potential.

Drink the Electric Kool Aid, not the...

Coors Light.


Is there anybody out...