Objects in mirror...

@wolfe63 said
...when reading innocent stories to children.

You're a mean one, Mr. ...

Trump.

And the fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head
And he got her a drink and he sent her to bed.
And when Cindy-Lou Who went to bed with her cup,
He went to the chimney and ...

@moonbus said
Trump.

And the fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head
And he got her a drink and he sent her to bed.
And when Cindy-Lou Who went to bed with her cup,
He went to the chimney and ...

noticed a pair of black boots dangling.

Is there any chance...

@great-big-stees said
noticed a pair of black boots dangling.

Is there any chance...

...that Santa swallowed one canoli too many?

Run rat run. Run to the red...

@great-big-stees said
noticed a pair of black boots dangling.

Is there any chance...

...I will thumb up one of Rusty's posts?


If pigs could fly...

@wolfe63 said
...that Santa swallowed one canoli too many?

Run rat run. Run to the red...

button that disperses food stuffs.

There once was...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...I will thumb up one of Rusty's posts?


If pigs could fly...

they would.

Is there anything better than...

@great-big-stees said
they would.

Is there anything better than...

...the good karma that comes from simultaneous posting?

Hickory dickory....

@wolfe63 said
...the good karma that comes from simultaneous posting?

Hickory dickory....

duck [careful now...] ...

@moonbus said
duck [careful now...] ...

there's more coming your way.

Will Trump...

@great-big-stees said
there's more coming your way.

Will Trump...

ever, even slightly...

@moonbus said
ever, even slightly...

contemplate "reality"?


Birth is...

@great-big-stees said
contemplate "reality"?


Birth is...

the first day of the rest of your life.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, ...

@moonbus said
the first day of the rest of your life.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, ...

or is it, at you?

Once in a while you....

@great-big-stees said
or is it, at you?

Once in a while you....

...realize that there's an old man's face, looking back at you in the mirror.

Carpe...

@great-big-stees said
or is it, at you?

Once in a while you....

...win some dim sum.

Tiptoe through the...