Objects in mirror...

@rookie54 said
... build a wall.

alligators never live in...

[youtube alligators]/xZHr3DQ1Csw[/youtube]

...Antarctica.

Whales never swim on...

@wolfe63 said
...Antarctica.

Whales never swim on...

credit.

Break glass in case of ...

@moonbus said
credit.

Break glass in case of ...

...chocolate bar emergency.

The best way to remove a splinter...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...chocolate bar emergency.

The best way to remove a splinter...

...is to pretend it’s isn’t there.

Those who write upon these walls...

@js357 said
...is to pretend it’s isn’t there.

Those who write upon these walls...

...are following your example.

Please do not inhale toxic...

@wolfe63 said
...are following your example.

Please do not inhale toxic...

anything, unless, of course, you really "need" to.

Is OCD really...

@great-big-stees said
anything, unless, of course, you really "need" to.

Is OCD really...

... called for while constructing nanobots?

Attention to detail is ...

@wolfe63 said
... called for while constructing nanobots?

Attention to detail is ...

not necessary getting the overall picture.

If we all do our best...

@torunn said
not necessary getting the overall picture.

If we all do our best...

can we "stamp out" our worst?

Ignore the man behind the...

@great-big-stees said
can we "stamp out" our worst?

Ignore the man behind the...

... tree, just another Peeping Tom.

Always remember to...

@torunn said
... tree, just another Peeping Tom.

Always remember to...

look before you trump.

I once saw a...

@great-big-stees said
look before you trump.

I once saw a...

...a pear-shaped apple.

Don't look up a ...

@wolfe63 said
...a pear-shaped apple.

Don't look up a ...

... drainpipe in a downpour.

Read all instructions carefully before ...

@moonbus said
... drainpipe in a downpour.

Read all instructions carefully before ...

...ignoring them.

Set your clock...