Objects in mirror...

@wolfe63 said
...ignoring them.

Set your clock...

for your time zone.


If all else fails...

@great-big-stees said
for your time zone.


If all else fails...

try new recipes.

Everything has its beauty...

@torunn said
try new recipes.

Everything has its beauty...

... hidden beneath any ugliness.

Yield to oncoming...

@wolfe63 said
... hidden beneath any ugliness.

Yield to oncoming...

... idiots.

Press 1 for customer service, press 2 for ...

@moonbus said
... idiots.

Press 1 for customer service, press 2 for ...

... English.

If you're looking for trouble...

@torunn said
... English.

If you're looking for trouble...

... look no further than ...

@moonbus said
... look no further than ...

...the clench in your fist.

Brook no...

@wolfe63 said
...the clench in your fist.

Brook no...

raging river yes.

Brexit should be...

@great-big-stees said
raging river yes.

Brexit should be...

...a piece of cake.

Never put butter on...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...a piece of cake.

Never put butter on...

cold toast.

God, if you just...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...a piece of cake.

Never put butter on...

... a burning piece of toast.

Grow your own...

@wolfe63 said
... a burning piece of toast.

Grow your own...

... nose hairs.

cleanliness is next to...

@rookie54 said
... nose hairs.

cleanliness is next to...

...impossible.

May the wind at your back...

@js357 said
...impossible.

May the wind at your back...

... because nobody like pissin into the wind.

go to town on a saturday,
go to church onna...