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  1. Standard memberSeitse
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    19 Jul '15 14:42
    Any recommendations what can I bring with me? Also, if you
    could pick one of the below options, which one would you suggest?

    1. Small children to assemble stuff for me to sell.
    2. A mail order bride to cook, clean, run errands and pleasure me.
    3. Old people to do my laundry.

    I guess all of these things can be performed by any Chinese person
    and it's easy to find them off the shelf, merely asking in the street,
    but, sadly, I can't get all 3 (my luggage weight limit is 34 kg.) Therefore,
    I'd appreciate your suggestions.

    Thanks,
    -S-
  2. Standard memberredbadger
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    19 Jul '15 14:46
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Any recommendations what can I bring with me? Also, if you
    could pick one of the below options, which one would you suggest?

    1. Small children to assemble stuff for me to sell.
    2. A mail order bride to cook, clean, run errands and pleasure me.
    3. Old people to do my laundry.

    I guess all of these things can be performed by any Chinese person
    and it's ...[text shortened]... (my luggage weight limit is 34 kg.) Therefore,
    I'd appreciate your suggestions.

    Thanks,
    -S-
    go for the bride (you no mention bums) you ok?
  3. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    19 Jul '15 15:14
    Originally posted by redbadger
    go for the bride (you no mention bums) you ok?
    All cool here. Not precisely excited to go to China but what the hell. I've been
    to worse holes and came out with not more than an STD.

    I'll get the bride and report back, my friend.
  4. Standard memberredbadger
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    19 Jul '15 16:09
    Originally posted by Seitse
    All cool here. Not precisely excited to go to China but what the hell. I've been
    to worse holes and came out with not more than an STD.

    I'll get the bride and report back, my friend.
    pick a pretty one, not to clever, but hot hot hot if you need to teach her English don't teach her the word NO.
  5. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    19 Jul '15 16:572 edits
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Any recommendations what can I bring with me? Also, if you
    could pick one of the below options, which one would you suggest?

    1. Small children to assemble stuff for me to sell.
    2. A mail order bride to cook, clean, run errands and pleasure me.
    3. Old people to do my laundry.

    I guess all of these things can be performed by any Chinese person
    and it's ea ...[text shortened]... l 3 (my luggage weight limit is 34 kg.) Therefore,
    I'd appreciate your suggestions.

    Thanks,
    -S-
    "3. Old people to do my laundry." Hey, Seitse, I just happen to have a grumpy olde geezer as a neighbor who does laundry for food. Just sayin, Enjoy your visit and Godspeed on your safe return. ~Bob
  6. Standard membervivify
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    19 Jul '15 18:22
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Any recommendations what can I bring with me? Also, if you
    could pick one of the below options, which one would you suggest?

    1. Small children to assemble stuff for me to sell.
    2. A mail order bride to cook, clean, run errands and pleasure me.
    3. Old people to do my laundry.

    I guess all of these things can be performed by any Chinese person
    and it's ...[text shortened]... (my luggage weight limit is 34 kg.) Therefore,
    I'd appreciate your suggestions.

    Thanks,
    -S-
    Why can't the bride do the laundry? She's already cooking and cleaning.
  7. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    20 Jul '15 16:38
    Originally posted by vivify
    Why can't the bride do the laundry? She's already cooking and cleaning.
    I don't want to have her hands ruined while busy in non-priority stuff, if
    you know what I mean. *wink wink*
  8. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    20 Jul '15 16:40
    Day 1

    People spit, pee and defecate in the streets with the same denouement that
    I mine my nose for buggers.

    Some toilets are at ground level, non-Western style. Pretty scary.

    I just bought a microchip prototype at the Schenzhen market from a dude
    working at a Blade Runner-style stall. The old geezer looked like
    Voldemort on crack.
  9. SubscriberPonderable
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    20 Jul '15 17:28
    about the bride-thing: you know that China is a woman import nation, don't you? There is a demographic problem there.
  10. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    20 Jul '15 17:42
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    about the bride-thing: you know that China is a woman import nation, don't you? There is a demographic problem there.
    Yeah, but I have a competitive advantage.

    I am BIG in China.
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    21 Jul '15 11:02
    Chinese old buggers as laundry crew are overrated.
    You must be under influence of comic books about Lucky Luke.
    Chinese braids are often violent and not devoted.
    Both ld men and girls are grumpy.
    (*sorry, GB)

    Japanese ode men are good for laundry, and Vietnamese, Japanese and Korean girls for braids.
  12. Subscribersonhouse
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    21 Jul '15 12:18
    Originally posted by vandervelde
    Chinese old buggers as laundry crew are overrated.
    You must be under influence of comic books about Lucky Luke.
    Chinese braids are often violent and not devoted.
    Both ld men and girls are grumpy.
    (*sorry, GB)

    Japanese ode men are good for laundry, and Vietnamese, Japanese and Korean girls for braids.
    You do realize he is doing no such thing as a trip to China don't you?
  13. SubscriberPonderable
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    21 Jul '15 13:31
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    You do realize he is doing no such thing as a trip to China don't you?
    Seitse is an internet phenomenon, which has nothing to do with any real life person, save the fact that Seitse is someone's brainchild. (A bit like Athena and Zeus)

    So Seitse will travel to China. THat doesn't mean thta any Finnish Jew living in Mexiko will arrive on any chinese airport in our reality.
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    22 Jul '15 12:12
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    You do realize he is doing no such thing as a trip to China don't you?
    Of course, I would otherwise have been worried for poor Japanese...
  15. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    22 Jul '15 15:03
    Day 2

    I can confirm that Chinese brides are a no go. Chinese private karaoke hostesses, on
    the other side, fake tremendously well their love and devotion. They chopstick fed me
    deep fried squid lips and dubious whisky while I was singing horribly to the tune of
    'Hey Jude'. The 4 I got for 1 hour clapped, danced around me between songs, and
    offered extra services --which I respectfully declined.

    As for the laundry, I like my clothe washing like I like my sex: done by myself and by
    hand.

    I cannot yet comment on the cleaner. The hotel's service lady seems to be Malaysian.
    Just in case, I am not wearing neither my Star of David nor my yarmulke. Also, I try
    to keep my shekels out of her sight.
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