Off to China in a couple of hours

Day 4

Hong Kong saunas are not real saunas.

And I got the STD to prove it.

Take nothing. You can buy everything when you get there. Remember, when the shop keeper comes chasing after you, calculator in hand, asking you to type in the amount you are willing to pay, don't type in "zero". That means you have agreed to start the negotiation process.

I plan to go to China next year to fight in a Tui Shou competition.


Thought i'd throw that in, for a laugh.

Originally posted by Trickyt57
Take nothing. You can buy everything when you get there. Remember, when the shop keeper comes chasing after you, calculator in hand, asking you to type in the amount you are willing to pay, don't type in "zero". That means you have agreed to start the negotiation process.

Day 5

Identified 6 douches not liking my thread.

Originally posted by Seitse
Day 5

Identified 6 douches not liking my thread.

Re the STD: do not let a chinese so-called doctor amputate anything. Just wait 6 days: it will turn black and fall off anyway.

Originally posted by Ponderable
name names

Day 6

I rubbed Tiger balm on my crotch area. Also, discovered that in Hong Kong the public
saunas are not like in Finland. I think I made out with a shemale.

Originally posted by Seitse
Yeah, but I have a competitive advantage.

I am BIG in China.

Originally posted by Seitse
I have no clue, I just see 6 thumbs down.

WE NEED AN EXPOSÉ!

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