Off to China in a couple of hours

Day 4

Hong Kong saunas are not real saunas.

And I got the STD to prove it.

Take nothing. You can buy everything when you get there. Remember, when the shop keeper comes chasing after you, calculator in hand, asking you to type in the amount you are willing to pay, don't type in "zero". That means you have agreed to start the negotiation process.

I plan to go to China next year to fight in a Tui Shou competition.


Thought i'd throw that in, for a laugh.

Originally posted by Trickyt57
Take nothing. You can buy everything when you get there. Remember, when the shop keeper comes chasing after you, calculator in hand, asking you to type in the amount you are willing to pay, don't type in "zero". That means you have agreed to start the negotiation process.

LOL good heads up.

I did not survive the Grand Bazaar of Istanbul, so I guess here I'll be defeated as well.

Day 5

Identified 6 douches not liking my thread.

Originally posted by Seitse
Day 5

Identified 6 douches not liking my thread.

name names

Re the STD: do not let a chinese so-called doctor amputate anything. Just wait 6 days: it will turn black and fall off anyway.

Originally posted by Ponderable
name names

I have no clue, I just see 6 thumbs down.

WE NEED AN EXPOSÉ!

Day 6

I rubbed Tiger balm on my crotch area. Also, discovered that in Hong Kong the public
saunas are not like in Finland. I think I made out with a shemale.

Originally posted by Seitse
Day 2

I can confirm that Chinese brides are a no go. Chinese private karaoke hostesses, on
the other side, fake tremendously well their love and devotion. They chopstick fed me
deep fried squid lips and dubious whisky while I was singing horribly to the tune of
'Hey Jude'. The 4 I got for 1 hour clapped, danced around me between songs, and
offered extr ...[text shortened]... ring neither my Star of David nor my yarmulke. Also, I try
to keep my shekels out of her sight.

Whereabouts in Chinatown are you staying?

Originally posted by Seitse
Yeah, but I have a competitive advantage.

I am BIG in China.

I heard you were big in all departments

Originally posted by Seitse
I have no clue, I just see 6 thumbs down.

WE NEED AN EXPOSÉ!

There has to be a dirty joke in there somewhere.

Judge, it was 6 thumbs up and 6 thumbs down......

Originally posted by divegeester
Whereabouts in Chinatown are you staying?

I'm back to civilization now. Back and forth Shenzhen and Hong Kong, mostly.