Off Topic Opinion Café

Off Topic Opinion Café

Yes, Red Hot Pawn's "Off Topic Opinion Café" has finally opened for business on Tuesday, June 9, 2015. Any and all off topic opinions under the sun (which of course respect site forum guidelines) are always welcome. Hours of Operation: 23 hours per day/364 days per year. Notes: a) OTOC will be closed one hour each day for Janitorial Department Cleaning and Maintenance Department Repairs; b) Also it will closed each February 21 so that all Café Staff may privately celebrate the birth of Red Hot Pawn on February 21, 2001. By the way, Complimentary Adult Beverages and a Variety of International Cocktail Party Hors d'Oeuvres will be served tomorrow. Enjoy!

1. In my opinion, all of us here today are damn fortunate to have discovered Red Hot Pawn. Thanks, Russ.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
1. In my opinion, all of us here today are damn fortunate to have discovered Red Hot Pawn. Thanks, Russ.

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2. I've "lost" one of my Crocs, ya know the plastic shoes, (the left one). Anyone got any ideas where it might be?

3. mary jane

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
2. I've "lost" one of my Crocs, ya know the plastic shoes, (the left one). Anyone got any ideas where it might be?

Hey, i also lost a Croc a few months back. (Like to say it was the right one, but i forget). It's comforting to think they might have found each other and gotten snappy.

4. Have been learning Japanese for a number of years, but still get told off for mixing up my 'ga' with my 'wa.' (Both pretty much mean 'is). I think Japan should ditched one or the other.

5. I've chewed off my right foot. I think I'm going to be OK.

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
5. I've chewed off my right foot. I think I'm going to be OK.

Brain in the left one huh?

😛

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
5. I've chewed off my right foot. I think I'm going to be OK.

Is this related to the missing croc? Where is Miss Marple, now that we need her?

Originally posted by divegeester
Brain in the left one huh?

😛

Please, stop calling me Shirley.

9. “In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man.
If you want anything done, ask a woman.” ―Margaret Thatcher

In my opinion, this woman's incisive words are memorable.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
9. “In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man.
If you want anything done, ask a woman.” ―Margaret Thatcher

In my opinion, this woman's incisive words are memorable.

I take it you find these particular words memorable because they are a daft generalization that can't be substantiated?

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
Please, stop calling me Shirley.

Of course, madam, and what shall we call you?

10. When someone buys a proper motorcycle and then rides it wearing flip-flop sandals and a sleeveless undershirt, society is justified in intervening through the offices of duly elected officials mandated to enact relevant legislation.

11. My moves are palindromic.

12. Who started the idea that the moon was made of cheese?