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Originally posted by Great Big Stees 12. Who started the idea that the moon was made of cheese?
13. Wilhelm Underwood Tuggleberry who resides with his family in a small town in Minnesota
made that determination following an extensive investigation before we were born. imo
In my opinion, those who want to practice binary arithmetic should have all of their fingers and eight of their toes severed under a new government statute, the Intelligent Design (Retrospective Corrected Evolution) Act. Brutal violence and ignorance can solve so many of our problems if we just open our minds to it.
Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason Oh, you're an 'outie', eh? I keep mine in a small recess by my pancreas.
Well what an ingenious idea. Can you PM me the details as to how you managed to accomplish that or did you get "hit" where they normally are and thus forced them permanently up inside. Had to have been a tremendous hit though to get them that far up....OUCH.
Originally posted by Great Big Stees Well what an ingenious idea. Can you PM me the details as to how you managed to accomplish that or did you get "hit" where they normally are and thus forced them permanently up inside. Had to have been a tremendous hit though to get them that far up....OUCH.
It's all due to the wonders of 21st century cosmetic surgery. Don't like yer dangly bits? Getting in the way when you put your trousers on? A short trip to your local surgeon and they can be tucked away literally anywhere (off-site storage is also available; piping optional).
Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason It's all due to the wonders of 21st century cosmetic surgery. Don't like yer dangly bits? Getting in the way when you put your trousers on? A short trip to your local surgeon and they can be tucked away literally anywhere (off-site storage is also available; piping optional).
Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke The Duke quietly (yet rather quickly) departs.
Understandably. Our Off Topic Opinion Café has suddenly embarked on untested waters.
Does anybody know if there a qualified Urologist on Duty in the house? "Hello..."
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby Understandably. Our Off Topic Opinion Café has suddenly embarked on untested waters.
Does anybody know if there a qualified Urologist on Duty in the house? "Hello..."
*Politely raises his hand* " Are you willing to bend a bit on the qualifications?"