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New game same old twist. No reply can have anything to do with the previous post. Be careful it's harder then it sounds. Bonus points if your post has nothing to do with any of the previous ones.



Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

I think Tom Waits was out of his depth when he sang Tommy the Cat on Sailing the Seas of Cheese. He's absolutely brilliant, but he can't do Tommy the Cat. It was much better on Suck on This.

Briscoes - You can't buy better.

When I was a kid I fell off an old chest of drawers my dad had left out in the garden.
I landed on my head and cracked a verterba in my neck.

Most herbal/fruit tea smells great but tastes revolting.

But when a dead guy has a sudden recovery, feathers start flying.

This reminds me of that one time where I forgot what I was saying.

Button.

how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Women give men blo...oh wait, with the wood thing, that's kinda on topic.

Accounting can be not unfun.

Nice kellsy looked in the mirror and came face to face with cool kellsy!!!

Today's forecast is total crap.

I finnally get adam sorkin's "sports night"; it was a show that was too good to be funny.

pop squelch screech crash

Minestrone soup can be both crunchy and sweet.