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Why do people insist on eating stinky food at their office desk? If you have a lunch room, USE IT.

Someone in my area is eating something that can only be described as smelling like cat food from a can. How frickin lazy and ignorant can you be to subject your colleagues to this? I'm sure this smells like the cat's ass (literally) to you, but to the rest of your co-workers, they are cowering and cringing in their offices.

I had to turn the portable fan in my office to turbo and hold it above my head ala John kusak with the ghetto blaster in "Say Anything" while slowly oscillating 180 degrees attempting to blow the stink away from my office.

People, there is a reason offices have lunch rooms. Use it!

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But then they would just be stinking up the lunch rooms and effecting those who eat there. And are lunch rooms only for those with smelly lunches? Do you eat your pringles and tahiti treat in the lunch room?

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Originally posted by darvlay
But then they would just be stinking up the lunch rooms and effecting those who eat there. And are lunch rooms only for those with smelly lunches? Do you eat your pringles and tahiti treat in the lunch room?
Pringles and tahiti treat don't stink.


Lunch rooms are for food that stinks. Offices are for working.


AND, you know as well as I do that the lunch room is mostly empty here so there would be no one to affect.

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Originally posted by uzless
Pringles and tahiti treat don't stink.


Lunch rooms are for food that stinks. Offices are for working.


AND, you know as well as I do that the lunch room is mostly empty here so there would be no one to affect.
I have to admit, some of the stuff really does make my eyes water it stinks so bad.

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Originally posted by uzless
Why do people insist on eating stinky food at their office desk? If you have a lunch room, USE IT.

Someone in my area is eating something that can only be described as smelling like cat food from a can. How frickin lazy and ignorant can you be to subject your colleagues to this? I'm sure this smells like the cat's ass (literally) to you, but to the res ...[text shortened]... k away from my office.

People, there is a reason offices have lunch rooms. Use it!

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Why don't you talk to the person who's eating it?

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Originally posted by Palynka
Why don't you talk to the person who's eating it?
LOL. Dude, trust me - not an option!

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Originally posted by darvlay
LOL. Dude, trust me - not an option!
Breath bad? Use a phone.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Breath bad? Use a phone.
Don't know who was eating it. ABout 20 other people in this end of the floor. Wasn't about to go chasing the smell down....I was trying to get away from it!

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Originally posted by uzless
Don't know who was eating it. ABout 20 other people in this end of the floor. Wasn't about to go chasing the smell down....I was trying to get away from it!
Clothes peg on nose...bat in hand and casually walk amongst the crowd till you notice a person sitting on their own then......pow.

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Originally posted by uzless
Why do people insist on eating stinky food at their office desk? If you have a lunch room, USE IT.

Someone in my area is eating something that can only be described as smelling like cat food from a can. How frickin lazy and ignorant can you be to subject your colleagues to this? I'm sure this smells like the cat's ass (literally) to you, but to the res ...[text shortened]... k away from my office.

People, there is a reason offices have lunch rooms. Use it!

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Have you ever thought that they eat smelly food to mask your smell.

They are too polite to tell you that you smell like a skunk on heat, and that's on a good day.

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Originally posted by darvlay
LOL. Dude, trust me - not an option!
It was you, wasn't it?

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Originally posted by adramforall
Have you ever thought that they eat smelly food to mask your smell.

They are too polite to tell you that you smell like a skunk on heat, and that's on a good day.

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nah, that's just the hockey equipment in my office. I really should wash that stuff...

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Originally posted by uzless
Why do people insist on eating stinky food at their office desk? If you have a lunch room, USE IT.

Someone in my area is eating something that can only be described as smelling like cat food from a can. How frickin lazy and ignorant can you be to subject your colleagues to this? I'm sure this smells like the cat's ass (literally) to you, but to the res ...[text shortened]... k away from my office.

People, there is a reason offices have lunch rooms. Use it!

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This, from the guy who farts in his cubicle.

There is a reason offices have bathrooms.

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Originally posted by SJ247
This, from the guy who farts in his cubicle.

There is a reason offices have bathrooms.
Besides leaving threatening fecal messages on the mirrors?

(That happened at the school my chess team used to practice at. Needless to say, we were blamed for it).