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Oh my God! I am hideous!!!

Oh my God! I am hideous!!!

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People are pointing at me in the street!
Girls are giving me fleeting glances and then cuddling together to giggle!
Old women and men are gaping at me or looking away as if they'd seen a ghost!

God damnit, I'm having a fugly day for sure...

I woke up this morning in the North of the Netherlands, in a place called Groningen. Today is a big party in Holland. It's the queen's birthday tomorrow (actually it's in February) and everyone gets drunk the night before the 30th. Yeah, don't try to understand it, just accept it...

Anyways, I woke up and it appears I've taken a hyper-allergic reaction!
Probably to the beer I was drinking last night. Some beer manufactuarerses (or whatever the hell they're called...I'm all flustered, forgive my spelling) still put octylgalate in draught beer (to keep rust from the metal container from entering the liquid).
And it just so happens I swell up from octylgalate like a loaf of bread in an oven.

So now I've got to go partying tonight and I look like a cross between the elephant man and quasi-bloody-modo! Seriously, what have I done to deserve such misfortune???
I'm gonna have to walk around with a paper bag over my face.

Life just seems to treat me with utter disrespect and contempt. It's unfair, I tell you one and all, it's bloody unfair!!

AGHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH
AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Some people have bad hair days, I have bloody bad face days!
- Mark -

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Really? You look ok in your forum avatar... A bit scaly perhaps...

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For today only: fresh pictures of shavixmir may be emailed to redhotpawnprose@gmail.com for redistribution.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
People are pointing at me in the street!
Girls are giving me fleeting glances and then cuddling together to giggle!
Old women and men are gaping at me or looking away as if they'd seen a ghost!

God damnit, I'm having a fugly day for sure...

I woke up this morning in the North of the Netherlands, in a place called Groningen. Today is a big party i ...[text shortened]...
AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Some people have bad hair days, I have bloody bad face days!
- Mark -
Okay, get aloe and camomile lotion, don't use any oil based products in attempting to alleviate your situation and keep your face cool if you can, ice packs for couple of minute periods.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Okay, get aloe and camomile lotion, don't use any oil based products in attempting to alleviate your situation and keep your face cool if you can, ice packs for couple of minute periods.
Actually, at this moment in time I'm hiding out in an internet cafe, waiting for the cinema to open so I can go and hide in there....

I don't have aloe and camomile. I do have cortozone...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Actually, at this moment in time I'm hiding out in an internet cafe, waiting for the cinema to open so I can go and hide in there....

I don't have aloe and camomile. I do have cortozone...
Cortizone is good as well, but make sure it is a water based cream. Go and by some comomile whilst waiting, it will soothe both skin and mind 🙂

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you live in Holand?... i dated a forign exchange student from there... yummy lil redhead named Marion... ahh i miss her... she was a great lay... but back on the topic.... hmm...i know... drink more (noninfectious) beer.. and fagedaboudit!

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Originally posted by Starrman
Okay, get aloe and camomile lotion, don't use any oil based products in attempting to alleviate your situation and keep your face cool if you can, ice packs for couple of minute periods.
I think what Mr shavimir really needs is some t.l.c. and a day in some pretty girl's bed. You get your 300th rec for being so helpful though.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
I think what Mr shavimir really needs is some t.l.c. and a day in some pretty girl's bed. You get your 300th rec for being so helpful though.
Exactly! Sweat it out, shav! 🙂

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Has your willy swelled up to gigantic proportions yet?
There might be a silver lining to your dark cloud of funk.

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Originally posted by Weadley
Has your willy swelled up to gigantic proportions yet?
There might be a silver lining to your dark cloud of funk.
sh;t does that work? pass me a beer.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
People are pointing at me in the street!
Girls are giving me fleeting glances and then cuddling together to giggle!
Old women and men are gaping at me or looking away as if they'd seen a ghost!

God damnit, I'm having a fugly day for sure...

I woke up this morning in the North of the Netherlands, in a place called Groningen. Today is a big party i ...[text shortened]...
AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Some people have bad hair days, I have bloody bad face days!
- Mark -
please take a picture of yourself, and post it in the rhp faces!!!!

-dom😀

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Originally posted by shavixmir

So now I've got to go partying tonight and I look like a cross between the elephant man and quasi-bloody-modo!
they're not fancy dress parties then? Sounds like you could get 1st prize!

nb. sue the brewers for not putting a warning on the label 😉

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Originally posted by shavixmir
People are pointing at me in the street!
Girls are giving me fleeting glances and then cuddling together to giggle!
Old women and men are gaping at me or looking away as if they'd seen a ghost!

God damnit, I'm having a fugly day for sure...

I woke up this morning in the North of the Netherlands, in a place called Groningen. Today is a big party i ...[text shortened]...
AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Some people have bad hair days, I have bloody bad face days!
- Mark -
Did you not learn anything from watching the hunch back of notre dame.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
People are pointing at me in the street!
Girls are giving me fleeting glances and then cuddling together to giggle!
Old women and men are gaping at me or looking away as if they'd seen a ghost!

God damnit, I'm having a fugly day for sure...

I woke up this morning in the North of the Netherlands, in a place called Groningen. Today is a big party i ...[text shortened]...
AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Some people have bad hair days, I have bloody bad face days!
- Mark -
*makes you a Benadryl coctail and rubs Calamine lotion on you. There there, it will be all right. 😀

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