People are pointing at me in the street!
Girls are giving me fleeting glances and then cuddling together to giggle!
Old women and men are gaping at me or looking away as if they'd seen a ghost!
God damnit, I'm having a fugly day for sure...
I woke up this morning in the North of the Netherlands, in a place called Groningen. Today is a big party in Holland. It's the queen's birthday tomorrow (actually it's in February) and everyone gets drunk the night before the 30th. Yeah, don't try to understand it, just accept it...
Anyways, I woke up and it appears I've taken a hyper-allergic reaction!
Probably to the beer I was drinking last night. Some beer manufactuarerses (or whatever the hell they're called...I'm all flustered, forgive my spelling) still put octylgalate in draught beer (to keep rust from the metal container from entering the liquid).
And it just so happens I swell up from octylgalate like a loaf of bread in an oven.
So now I've got to go partying tonight and I look like a cross between the elephant man and quasi-bloody-modo! Seriously, what have I done to deserve such misfortune???
I'm gonna have to walk around with a paper bag over my face.
Life just seems to treat me with utter disrespect and contempt. It's unfair, I tell you one and all, it's bloody unfair!!
AGHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH
AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Some people have bad hair days, I have bloody bad face days!
- Mark -
Originally posted by shavixmirOkay, get aloe and camomile lotion, don't use any oil based products in attempting to alleviate your situation and keep your face cool if you can, ice packs for couple of minute periods.
People are pointing at me in the street!
Girls are giving me fleeting glances and then cuddling together to giggle!
Old women and men are gaping at me or looking away as if they'd seen a ghost!
God damnit, I'm having a fugly day for sure...
I woke up this morning in the North of the Netherlands, in a place called Groningen. Today is a big party i ...[text shortened]...
AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Some people have bad hair days, I have bloody bad face days!
- Mark -
Originally posted by StarrmanActually, at this moment in time I'm hiding out in an internet cafe, waiting for the cinema to open so I can go and hide in there....
Okay, get aloe and camomile lotion, don't use any oil based products in attempting to alleviate your situation and keep your face cool if you can, ice packs for couple of minute periods.
I don't have aloe and camomile. I do have cortozone...
Originally posted by shavixmirCortizone is good as well, but make sure it is a water based cream. Go and by some comomile whilst waiting, it will soothe both skin and mind 🙂
Actually, at this moment in time I'm hiding out in an internet cafe, waiting for the cinema to open so I can go and hide in there....
I don't have aloe and camomile. I do have cortozone...
Originally posted by StarrmanI think what Mr shavimir really needs is some t.l.c. and a day in some pretty girl's bed. You get your 300th rec for being so helpful though.
Okay, get aloe and camomile lotion, don't use any oil based products in attempting to alleviate your situation and keep your face cool if you can, ice packs for couple of minute periods.
Originally posted by shavixmirplease take a picture of yourself, and post it in the rhp faces!!!!
People are pointing at me in the street!
Girls are giving me fleeting glances and then cuddling together to giggle!
Old women and men are gaping at me or looking away as if they'd seen a ghost!
God damnit, I'm having a fugly day for sure...
I woke up this morning in the North of the Netherlands, in a place called Groningen. Today is a big party i ...[text shortened]...
AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Some people have bad hair days, I have bloody bad face days!
- Mark -
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Originally posted by shavixmirDid you not learn anything from watching the hunch back of notre dame.
People are pointing at me in the street!
Girls are giving me fleeting glances and then cuddling together to giggle!
Old women and men are gaping at me or looking away as if they'd seen a ghost!
God damnit, I'm having a fugly day for sure...
I woke up this morning in the North of the Netherlands, in a place called Groningen. Today is a big party i ...[text shortened]...
AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Some people have bad hair days, I have bloody bad face days!
- Mark -
Originally posted by shavixmir*makes you a Benadryl coctail and rubs Calamine lotion on you. There there, it will be all right. 😀
People are pointing at me in the street!
Girls are giving me fleeting glances and then cuddling together to giggle!
Old women and men are gaping at me or looking away as if they'd seen a ghost!
God damnit, I'm having a fugly day for sure...
I woke up this morning in the North of the Netherlands, in a place called Groningen. Today is a big party i ...[text shortened]...
AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Some people have bad hair days, I have bloody bad face days!
- Mark -