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Oh no it isn't!

Oh no it isn't!

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Bombay Duck is not a duck.
The Australian Magpie is not a magpie.
The Honey Bear (kinkajou) is not a bear.
Torbay Palms are not palms.
Guinea Pigs are not pigs.
COVID-19 is not the flu.

Any more?

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Oh yes it is!

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The koala bear is also not a bear.

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@trev33 said
Oh yes it is!
ignorant

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Frost doesn’t bite.

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@great-big-stees said
Frost doesn’t bite.
Sure he does.

"A voice said, Look me in the stars
And tell me truly, men of earth,
If all the soul-and-body scars
Were not too much to pay for birth."

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@wolfgang59

luke, i am yer father...

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A fisher cat is not a cat.
A prairie dog is not a dog.
A dragonfly is not a fly.
A shooting star is not a star

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When I was a child of twelve
Someone informed me
That there was no
Cure for the
Common cold...

And I thought
“Oh sh*!
This is how
The world will
End.

It was the first
Time
That I heard
The word “sh*”
Inside my own
Head.

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@wolfgang59 said
Bombay Duck is not a duck.
The Australian Magpie is not a magpie.
The Honey Bear (kinkajou) is not a bear.
Torbay Palms are not palms.
Guinea Pigs are not pigs.
COVID-19 is not the flu.

Any more?
Paid volunteers cannot keep open secrets, it's a tragic comedy.

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@wolfe63 said
Paid volunteers cannot keep open secrets, it's a tragic comedy.
If we're doing oxymorons, how about honest politicians and common sense?

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@wolfe63 said
Paid volunteers cannot keep open secrets, it's a tragic comedy.
Take it to the oxymoron thread Spanky!

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A peanut is not a nut.

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A strawberry is not a berry. (But a cucumber is!)

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A knot is not a not.